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- 04/29/15--14:35: _Naked and Afraid Ep...
- 04/29/15--15:12: _Local Activists Pro...
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- 05/04/15--05:43: _Gang of Hoodlums Sq...
- 05/04/15--06:04: _Local Fake Reporter...
- 03/16/15--19:32: _Lab Analysis Proves...
- 03/16/15--20:00: _Local Weatherman to...
- 03/17/15--08:32: _Bigfoot Might Attac...
- 03/20/15--17:43: _BREAKING: Nevada Co...
- 03/21/15--08:27: _Sierra Buttes to Be...
- 03/24/15--06:30: _NCCA To Build Metal...
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- 03/27/15--08:14: _Oregon To Outlaw On...
- 03/27/15--08:37: _Special Report: “Pr...
- 04/28/15--10:34: No Looting Reported at Local Koch Industries Check Cashing Service
- 04/28/15--20:45: Pet Cougar Makes Cedar Ridge Neighbors Nervous
- 04/29/15--14:35: Naked and Afraid Episode to be Filmed in Nevada City, CA
- 04/29/15--15:12: Local Activists Propose Arming Deer Populations
- 04/29/15--16:21: Traveling Meat Salesman Harasses Grass Valley Neighborhood
- 04/30/15--10:40: Area Hipster Worried Beard Not Long Enough for Sharia Law
- 05/01/15--15:48: Outrage: The Union Newspaper Publishing Fake News
- 05/03/15--17:13: Wherefore Art Thou Golden Chance Bodega?
- 05/04/15--05:43: Gang of Hoodlums Squatting In Golden Chance Bodega
- 05/04/15--06:04: Local Fake Reporter Joins List of Mars-bound Earth Escapees
- 03/16/15--19:32: Lab Analysis Proves Dollar General Products Are Crap
- 03/16/15--20:00: Local Weatherman to Copyright GioEngineering
- 03/20/15--17:43: BREAKING: Nevada County Government Website Hacked by ISIS
- 03/21/15--08:27: Sierra Buttes to Become Huge Rock Sculpture of African-Americans
- 03/24/15--06:30: NCCA To Build Metal Tool Shed for Steve Enos
- 03/26/15--03:08: BriarPatch Employee Enjoys Shopping at Grocery Outlet
- 03/27/15--08:14: Oregon To Outlaw Online Facebook Memes
- 03/27/15--08:37: Special Report: “Preppers” Responsible for California Drought
A Local man has been adding high value Google Adwords into his articles in order to boost his SEO rating in attempts to boost his website advertising revenue.
As tensions rise in Baltimore following the "toilet paper riots of 2015," local authorities have reported no looting at the Koch PayAdvantages™ check cashing service.
Residents of the usually quiet and worry free neighbor of Somerset Drive have something to occupy their minds. Their Neighbors have just acquired a pet cougar.
The popular Discovery Channel docudrama Naked and Afraid will be filming in Nevada City during the summer shooting season.
Local animal rights advocates announced they are proceeding with a program to "give the animals a fighting chance" by arming them with semi-automatic rifles.
Traveling meat salesman Paul Sieben got a negative earful when he went door-to-door attempting to get the residents of Rhode Island Street to buy his meat products.
Area author Roy Riffle is worried that he will not be able to grow a beard long enough to satisfy the requirements of the inevitable arrival of Sharia Law.
The Nevada County Scooper has learned that The Union newspaper is publishing fake news.
Those Golden Chance Bodega folks are messing with my brain. They have a lovely 'Open' sign blazing, and yet the front door is locked and I can't get inside.
The Nevada County Scooper has discovered what has been going on behind the locked doors of the Golden Chance Bodega.
The Scooper has learned that Nuke Brunswick, an imposter who sometimes writes for a newspaper in another county, has added his name to those bound for Mars.
The Rundex Family Foundation has published a 472 page report which concluded that just about everything Dollar General sells is crap.
Nevada County, CA — Local father, Facebook Peeps exile, weather genius and Nyan Cat expert Giovanni Paredes announced early Monday morning that he has filed copyrights and patents for something he is calling “Gioengineering.” “Yeah brah, it’s like so 2015 to patent shit,” said an exuberant Mr. Paredes in an exclusive telephone interview. “It’s time […]
A local researcher has warned that Bigfoot might attack the proposed Alta Sierra Dollar General store if it is developed along highway 49.
The Scooper has learned that the mynevadacounty.com website was attacked by a group claiming to be working or sympathetic to the terrorist group ISIS.
Sierra City, CA — Sierra City is about to get on the map, thanks to President Obama. In what may prove a bonanza for local tourism and a boost for racial harmony, President Obama has just signed an executive memorandum calling for the creation of a Mount Rushmore-like creation on the Sierra Buttes celebrating great African […]
The Nevada County Contractors' Association announced Monday night that they plan on erecting a small metal shed in anonymous informant Steve Enos' backyard.
BriarPatch employee Nathan Johnson enjoys shopping at the local discount grocery store Grocery Outlet. He can find everything he needs at a reasonable price.
The State of Oregon has declared a Zero Tolerance policy towards memes and this abusive behavior and will regulate the internet as we see fit.
Tomorrow the FBI will release information that names Preppers as the cause of the California drought.