You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – An area woman admitted on Thursday that she honks her horn as she travels around Grass Valley’s Roundabout in her 1999 forest green Cherokee Sport to warn other drivers not to enter in front of her. “I just toot my horn as I drive around,” said Jenny Davids […]
Woman Proactively Honks Horn in Roundabout
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Local Newspaper Attempts to Create a Myspace Account
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – 150 year old Grass Valley-based newspaper The Union announced yesterday that it was “getting into the Social Media ‘space'” by extending its reach into the popular social networking site MySpace.com. “We’ve heard the criticism that we need to ‘row harder’,” said Union publisher Jim Hemming, “and we’re doing […]
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Breaking News: ISIS NOT Involved in Center for the Arts Stabbing
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – The Nevada County Scooper has learned that the terrorist organization the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria or ISIS is in no way responsible for Saturday night’s stabbings at the Center for the Arts. ISIS’s aim is to create an Islamic state across Sunni areas of Iraq and in Syria. […]
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Stabbing at CftA: Barney Where Are You?
You Like? Please Share.Center for the Arts, Grass Valley, CA — Steve Robledo stabbed at least 2 people and maybe as many as 4 during a concert at the Center for the Arts last Saturday night, 11/15/2014. Liz Kellar, long-time senior reporter at The Union provides all of the relevant details here. BTW, ISIS was […]
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R.L. Crabb Status Page
You Like? Please Share. R.L. Crabb, the Scooper’s patron saint and local cartoon legend is currently: Alive and Kicking Updated Daily: GMT, that’s like England Scooper Related PostsR.L. Crabb Apparently Not DeadForty Niner Football Fracas at Local Cornish GatheringBrief: R.L. Crabb/Scooper in Dubious Battle for NCVoices Top SpotArea Woman Injured By Kmart […]
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After Election Most Americans Still Unclear Where Benghazi Is
You Like? Please Share.America, Earth’s #1 Place – Despite recent Republican successes in national and local elections, and a persistent campaign in largely Right Wing media outlets and the blogosphere, most Americans are still unclear where the hell this place called Benghazi is. “I dunno where it is, ” commented Ken Rice of Cedar Ridge. […]
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Local Woman to Sell Tin Foil Hats on Etsy.com
You Like? Please Share.North San Juan, CA – Like many others in Nevada County, Merrilee Longshoes is concerned about her family’s health, and how it is being negatively impacted by electromagnetic radiation. EMR is generated by all wireless devices, including cell phone towers, smart phones, microwave ovens, and PG&E’s smart meters. “This radiation is very […]
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Local Newspaper Raising Home Delivery to $8.00/month
You Like? Please Share.Penn Valley, CA – Randall “Fink” Finkelstein, editor and publisher of the Nevada County Scooper, announced this morning that as of January 1, 2015 the monthly cost of home delivery of the Scooper will rise from $5.00 to $8.00. “Paper shortages and the rising cost of healthcare are forcing our hand” offered […]
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7 arrests made in ‘huge’ grape-crushing operation
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – Prohibition officers looking to serve an arrest warrant Wednesday ended up arresting seven people and seizing more than 1,100 tons of varietal grapes in what appeared to be a large processing operation. In what signals a new tactic for local law enforcement, most of those arrested were “intoxigrants” […]
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Porn Version of “Left Behind” Less Amusing Than Original
You Like? Please Share.Hollywood, CA – A pornographic version of the popular 2014 Christian end of times film Left Behind ironically is less amusing than the film it sets out to mock. Released just 4 days after the mainstream version of Left Behind starting Nicholas Cage, Left Behind: This Is Where You End Up starting porn […]
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Teenager Pleads to have “Internet Back”
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – 22 minutes after having his Internet connection turned off as a form of punishment, teenager Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley, CA demanded that it be turned back on. “I have a lot of homework to do,” said Kevin Thomas in a sudden bout of curricular inspiration, “and I […]
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Zuckerberg Concerned About the Number of Nevada County Facebook Groups
You Like? Please Share.Palo Alto/Nevada County, CA – Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said early Monday morning that he is very concerned about the growing number of Nevada County-specific Facebook Groups popping up on the popular social media platform. “We are growing concerned about the sheer number of Nevada County-specific Facebook Groups that have appeared over […]
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The Nevada County Scooper Celebrates: Thanksgiving Dinner Ingredients
You Like? Please Share. Shopping for crap ingredients for your Thanksgiving Dinner can be a little embarrassing. I mean, you know you should row-harder and cook from scratch, but it takes so much time and makes such a mess of your new kitchen paid for by your second mortgage. Life’s full of tough decisions in […]
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Board of Supervisors to Consider Anti-Dueling Ordinance
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – Responding to increasing acrimony and duel-challenges in the local blogosphere, the Nevada County Board of Supervisors is considering the passage of an anti-dueling ordinance which would prevent local citizens from challenging each other or participating in the act of dueling unless they first fill out a permit application […]
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Mormons Provide Solution to Area’s Chronic Drunk-Driving Problem
You Like? Please Share.Sheriff Announces New Mormon-Powered Drunk Bus Program Nevada City, CA – The Nevada County Sheriff’s Department announced a new pilot program yesterday enlisting members of a local Mormon mission to give free rides to late night bar-goers. The partnership seeks to put an end to decades of tragic fatal alcohol-related incidents along […]
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Nevada City Announces Black Friday “Gratitude Bus” Service for Homeless
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – Nevada City announced that they will be providing “Gratitude Bus” service for the homeless on Black Friday, delivering area transients to the Roseville Galleria area for a holiday shopping extravaganza. The innovative project is a joint venture between the Nevada City Council and Reinette Senum, who will be […]
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Area Family Celebrates Thanksgiving at Chain Restaurant Before Pre-Black Friday Sale
You Like? Please Share.Cedar Ridge, CA – Area man and Vacaville, CA transplant Tommy Empire is tired of spending money in Nevada County when he can purchase things like gasoline and electronics for lower prices in Yuba and Placer counties. This year he decided he will drive his family to Yuba City for the Pre-Black Friday sales events at the area […]
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Stapler fails Staples Checkout Clerk
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – A stapler failed to staple at the Grass Valley Staples on Friday when checker April Smith attempted to staple multiple receipts to a customer’s order. “I was just standing there waiting for my receipts,” Jim Jones of Penn Valley, “when her stapler just malfunctioned. She just kept pounding on it to […]
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Massive Brawl Breaks Out at Local Starbucks
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – Tensions ran high on Wednesday morning when a fight broke out between patrons waiting in the Grass Valley Starbucks drive thru. According to Starbuck employees, who chose to remain anonymous pending a corporate investigation, the incident started with a man and a woman arguing about who was first […]
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Mysterious Air Force Space Vehicle Actually a Taco Truck
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – The appearance of an apparent long-silvery space vehicle in the downtown Grass Valley, CA Safeway parking lot has been verified as an out-of-town Taco Truck and not a US Air Force surveillance device. The unusual truck was mistaken by many locals to be some kind of Air Force […]
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