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Molly Ringwald Relocating to Nevada City, CA?

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Molly_Ringwald_in_GreeceRoseville, California native and 1980s teen sweetheart-superstar Molly Ringwald is reportedly considering a move to the high-spirited California Sierra Foothills town of Nevada City.

Area Transplant Thinks Whole Town Smells Like Dope

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Recent Vacaville, CA transplant Tommy Empire"I mean it's too easy to make fun of the city name. 'Grass Valley' and all. But we had no idea how prevalent the dope business was up here. I suppose it's kinda funny. And annoying."

Area Man Claims He Can Defeat ISIS with Pork & Goats

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ISIS Pork-GoatsAn area man claims that he can defeat Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, also known as Islamic State of Iraq and Syria or ISIS, with pork products and goats.

Local Woman Shaves Pussy Every Summer

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ShavedPussyMrs. Pickering is a widow who lives alone, with just her Boston terrier and long-haired Persian cat as her companions.

Briarpatch Co-op to Open “Pay It Forward” Checkout Line

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Pay It ForwardThe BriarPatch Co-op in Grass Valley is experimenting with a new form of checkout lane that relies on the good graces of their shoppers. The "Pay It Forward" checkout line allows BriarPatch customers to pay for the groceries of the person directly behind them in line.

After a Long ‘is Typing’ Chat Status, Boss Responds with ‘OK’

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David L. Cook seen here waiting for a conference call to begin.After waiting over 5 minutes for his boss to respond to a pressing question, Banner Mountain work-from-home software contractor David L. Cook received a vague 'OK'.

BriarPatch Employee Enjoys Shopping at Grocery Outlet

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NathanJohnsonBriarPatch employee Nathan Johnson enjoys shopping at the local discount grocery store Grocery Outlet. He can find everything he needs at a reasonable price.

KVMR to Run Lawrence Welk Marathon

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Lawrence Welk KVMRKVMR announced late last week that they will be hosting the county's first 24 hour Lawrence Welk marathon. The move, which according to insiders was driven by elderly activism who wished to "also have a voice," is seen as a disingenuous attempt to combat and mute much of what area aging activists feel is a "anti-conservative/pro-liberal" agenda at the radio station.

Attempt To Donate Frozen Fish From 1984 To Food Bank Fails

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Attempt To Donate Frozen Fish From 1984 To Food Bank FailsFrequent traveler and Cedar Ridge, CA resident Pete Johnson was disappointed when his donation of frozen catfish from 1984 was politely refused by Nevada County Food Bank personal on Monday.

(Video) Highway Interstate 80 Portal Discovered?

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vanishing portal 80The Nevada County Scooper has obtained an exclusive video of what appears to be some kind of inter-dimensional portal on California Interstate 80 just north of Colfax, CA.

Nevada County Tea Party Pitches in to Staff Higgins Fire District

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Higgins Fire FeesOfficials of the Nevada County Tea Party announced today that their organization will provide fire and medical personnel to assist the Higgins Fire District in meeting its fire and emergency protection needs.

Lincoln Loved Kittens and Bacon, Asserts Local Pandering Internet Blogger

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Lincoln Loved Kittens and Bacon, Asserts Local Pandering Internet BloggerFacing dwindling numbers due to recent inappropriate comments, a local blogger "upped the ante" on Thursday afternoon by claiming that President Lincoln was fond of both kittens and bacon.

Man to Write James Joycean Account of Nevada City

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Aspiring author Roy Riffle of Nevada City.Roy Riffle recently announced to a small crowd of Millennials at Cafe Mekka that he intended to write the town's equivalent of James Joyce's Ulysses.

Man Has Extended Argument With Himself on Facebook

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schreiender GeschäftsmannAn area man with a fake Facebook account had an extended argument with his other fake Facebook account earlier this week when he accused his second "fake" Facebook account of ironically being a fake account.

Bottled Water Store Opening Soon In Grass Valley

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BottledWaterStoreEarlier this week, two local businessmen announced plans to open what they believe is the county's first bottled water only store.

Local Right Wingnuts Have Different Styles of Insulting Our Intelligence

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Toodles and RebaneWho is the better blogger? Out of boredom and morbid curiosity, we decided to compare and contrast the writing styles of two of Nevada County's most right-wingnut bloggers, George Rebane and Todd "Toodles" Juvinall.

Are Sheep Sick of the Word ‘Sheeple’?

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sheepleThe recent announcement from Nate Beason about not running for another term as District 1 Supervisor has shaken up the local political machines, and the sheeple will be a-flocking.

Grandmother Finally Sends “Selfie” After Text Gibberish

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Mythel Adams of Grass Valley and her first selfieAfter repeated attempts to send her daughter and granddaughter a "selfie," Mythel Adams of Grass Valley finally managed to send a somewhat coherant message using her new iPhone 6 that her daughter purchased for her.

Area Racist Accidentally Polite To Asian Waiter

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Terry AdkinsonDuring a rather routine dinner at local restaurant Asian Gardens, Terry Adkinson was accidentally polite to his Asian waiter.

Climate Change on Mars Not Man-made, Says Global Warming Denier

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Jack Ripper Mars Obama Local retired Colonel, former Civil Engineer and climate change denier Jack Ripper took to his blog yesterday to declare that climate change events on Mars were not due to human activity.
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