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El Niño Bringing Fukushima Radiation to Nevada County

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Skyy Wolford and El Nino radiationIt appears that the radioactive fallout from the Fukushima disaster in Japan in 2011 may spread a bit more rapidly than scientific models previously predicted due to this year's El Niño conditions, conditions not previously modeled in scientific studies.

Area Man Shamelessly Using Inappropriate Google Adwords in Web Articles

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Local Success and Productivity Guru Mitch FreedA local man has been adding high value Google Adwords into his articles in order to boost his SEO rating in attempts to boost his website advertising revenue.

Blackwater To Provide Security For Local Electronics Company

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Blackwater Grass ValleyAn area high-tech business has hired the security firm Blackwater to protect its assets and inventory that can no longer fit within the secure perimeters of the company's property.

Area Woman Thinks News Article Might Be About Her

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Bridget Doggins is worried that she's being followedGrass Valley, CA — Area woman Bridget Doggins suspects that an online article might be about her. Mr. Doggins spends a great deal of time on the Internet, especially Facebook. She’s been reading various post from local news media outlets and has grown increasingly concerned that they are directed at her. “I got this weird […]

People Have Chemtrail Breath Local Researcher Claims

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A North San Juan man has completed an exhaustive Internet study to reveal that humans have something called "Chemtrail Breath."

Locals Patch Street Potholes with Pot

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potholes with potNevada City residents have grown tired of waiting for the city to repair the roadway and recently decided to take matters into their own hands. They did this by planting a serious of marijuana plants in the aging street's numerous pot holes.

Family’s Use of Refrigerator Poetry Magnets Reveals Deep Discontent

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magnet3What started out as a playful refrigerator game with the intention of increasing the family's language acumen, has revealed deep angst and discontent inside a local Nevada City family.

Jesus Spotted in Western Nevada County Clouds

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Jesus in the cloudsA Scooper reader has sent in the following photograph depicting what appears to be Jesus Christ arriving in the clouds in Western Nevada County.

Nevada City Considers Allowing Select Neighborhoods to go Fallow

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Artist's rendition of a fallow Cottage Street in Nevada City, CAIn an effort to attract the valuable Bay Area tourist dollars, the City Council of Nevada City is considering allowing select neighborhoods to go fallow.

Visiting Reptilian Alien Enjoys Water Pipe Selection at Tribal Weaver

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Zahhak Sobek Tribal WeaverZahhak Sobek, who is visiting the small California Gold Rush town from his home planet of Nocknon which orbits the star KIC 8462852, said he enjoys shopping Earth for trinkets and what-nots and recently discovered the delights of water pipe smoking.

Penn Valley Woman Notices Grammatical Errors

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Mary Shilling of Penn ValleyNevada County  (it’s big, and looks like a pistol) — Mary Shilling of Penn Valley has noticed grammatical errors in several Nevada County online and print  publications. And she is not happy about it. “Hey, I just can’t read an article with spelling and usage errors,” said Mary Shilling of Penn Valley. “Professionals should know […]

Wife Divorces Man After He Compares Her to Sarah Palin

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Divorce_PalinThings came to a head this week when Mr. Nicklas, in an attempt to compliment her, told his wife of 19 years that "she looked just like Sarah Palin" prompting Ms. Nicklas to file for a dissolution of marriage.

Fukushima Radiation Detected in North San Juan, CA

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Skyy Wolford FukushimaNorth San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd that two of his three Geiger counters were registering abnormally high levels of radiation.

Area Man Stakes Gold Claim in Irrigation Ditch

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Mining Claim NID Canal Jimmie BrentonJimmie Brenton of Woodpecker Way said he's grown tired of not being able to exercise his "God-given liberty" to do what he wants with his land. He is also tired of people walking behind his house on the Nevada Irrigation District (NID) Cascade Canal trail.

Area “Conservarian” Blogger Accidentally Shoots Companion Blogger in Spenceville Turkey Hunt

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Spenceville turkey ShootArea Right Wing "Conservarian" blogger George Rebane accidentally injured fellow area blogger Todd Juvenal in Spenceville this weekend during their annual wild turkey hunt.

Zuckerberg Angry About the Number of Nevada County Facebook Groups

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Facebook CEO Mark ZuckerbergPalo Alto/Nevada County, CA — Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said early Monday morning that he is very concerned about the growing number of Nevada County-specific Facebook Groups popping up on the popular social media platform. “We are growing concerned about the sheer number of Nevada County-specific Facebook Groups that have appeared over the past year,” […]

Board of Supervisors to Supply Local Halloween Blood

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Rood Front FeaturedAs Halloween approaches, a Nevada County Attorney is stocking his wine cellar with the blood of Nevada County taxpayers. The October 27th Nevada County Board of Supervisors meeting agenda Consent Calendar requests an additional $150,000 to Count Tolancuono’s Grass Valley law firm.

Illegal Trimmigrant Thwarts Tweaker’s Gun Rampage

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Jason Wayne GalbraithA local tweaker, identified as 27 year-old Jason Wayne Galbraith, reportedly stormed into Cafe Mekka this morning while firing shots through the front door and windows with a semi-automatic 9-mm handgun.

Mormon Church Group Protests Local Nudist Resort

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Mormon ProtestA group of Mormons assembled in front of Zen’s Metaphysical Hideaway, in Grass Valley. ZMH, as it is known to patrons, is a clothing optional resort that allows people to bare it all and give the finger to textile normees.

Porn Version of “Left Behind” Less Amusing Than Original

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Left Behind FeaturedA pornographic version of the popular 2014 Christian end times film Left Behind ironically is less amusing than the film it sets out to mock.
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