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Local Hero Murdered After Killing 20 Policemen in Armed Standoff

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policemenstandoffArea police ruthlessly murdered an area hero and constitutional enthusiast late last night. The county Sheriff's Investigation spokesperson has claimed that the hero had to be 'stopped' before he "shot too many more policemen.

Duffy’s Alley Blues*

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Crabb cartoon Duffy XIt's Duffy's Alley Blues....

Local Christian Scientist Not Really A Scientist/Christian

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Local Christian Scientist Not Really A Scientist/ChristianLocal anti-vaccine activist, mother of two children and unknowing proponent of Natural Selection Lisa Fellows is not a Christian Scientist as she has recently claimed on her children's vaccine schedule form required by local schools. In fact, she's not even a Christian.

Area Man Bravely Refuses to Apologize for Being White

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Wes Ford of the Lake of the Pines has learned a lot from Youtube.Local stalwart and proud patriot Wes Ford of Lake of the Pines, CA recently took to social media to proclaim his unwillingness to apologize for many of his traits.

Local Man Accidentally Hits Share Button on Adult Web Site

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Jeffry Audiron is embarrassed about shit the Share button on a porn site.A local 32 year old Grass Valley man has accidentally hit a "share" button on the popular pornography site "assablanca.com."

Amazon Echo Holds Family Hostage In Home

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Amazon EchoWhen the Johnsons took delivery of an Amazon.com echo, it created some controversy in their normally austere household. It also created an atmosphere of terror.

Spontaneous Flash Mob Breaks Out in Grocery Outlet

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Spontaneous Flash Mob Breaks Out in Grocery OutletIn a rare, but not unprecedented event, a flash mob spontaneously broke out late Wednesday afternoon inside of the Grass Valley, CA Grocery Outlet grocery store. Patrons both inside and out joined in the free-for-all melee and danced with mad abandon.

Yuba River Male Gender, Not Female Study Finds

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YubaRiverConstructionAccording to researchers at the influential Rundex Family Foundation in Palo Alto, CA, the three forks Yuba River should be referred to using male adjectives.

UFO Caught Sucking Water Out Of California Lake

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UFO over Scotts FlatA local pilot and amateur photographer has shared an exclusive photo with the Nevada County Scooper depicting a UFO hovering over Scotts Flat Lake.

Investigators Stumble Upon Secret Graniteville Bunker

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Locals Skyy Wolford and "Moonash" made a big discovery near Graniteville, CAThis is where the adventure begins. The following is a [heavily] edited recount of Moonash's and Mr. Wolford's unusual discovery. Residents of the usually private and esoteric Sierra Nevada foothills community didn't know about this.

Area Man Pays with a Check

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Nevada City resident Toby “Doob” CarnevaleLocal SPD cashier Megan Albright was temporarily confused on Thursday when grocery store patron and long Nevada City resident Toby “Doob” Carnevale attempted to use a check to purchase a single Mentos candy.

Area Survivalist Not Sure What He’s Preparing For

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Bryan Buxton of Penn Valley, CA is not sure what he's preparing for anymore.Area survivalist and cattle rancher Bryan Buxton of Penn Valley, CA has spent over 15 years collection and storing food and weapons in his backyard underground bunker when it occurred to him this week that he had no idea what he was preparing for.

“A Chorus Line” Briefly Stops Traffic on Highway 49

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choruslineThe drive to North San Juan, CA became a little trickier on Sunday when the entire cast from A Chorus Line temporarily blocked all lanes of highway 49 traffic in an impromptu dance.

Mormons Provide Solution to Area’s Chronic Drunk-Driving Problem

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Mormons Provide Solution to Area’s Chronic Drunk-Driving ProblemThe Nevada County Sheriff’s Department announced a new pilot program yesterday enlisting members of a local Mormon mission to give free rides to late night bar-goers. The partnership seeks to put an end to decades of tragic fatal alcohol-related incidents along Nevada County roadways, particularly along the Highway 49 corridor.

Protests Break Out Over Proposed Blazing Saddles Showing

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Protesters, lead by Nevada City's Sairhra Ramun, held a demonstration out in front of Grass Valley's Del Oro Theater.Protests broke out late this week as a group of activists marched in front of Grass Valley's Del Oro Theater after the establishment announced plans to show a special matinee of Mel Brooks 1974 comedy film Blazing Saddles.

Confirmed: 2.5 Mile Comet to Impact Local Man’s Brain

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Skyy Wolford CometPlaying off recent reports that a super-comet is scheduled to impact Earth in the same time frame, Mr. Wolford wanted to stress to the largely disinterested and sometimes nervous crowd that this calamitous even was really about him.

Safeway Shopper Attempts to Have Siri-like Conversation with Self-Checkout

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Tommy at SafewayCedar Ridge resident Tommy Empire attempted on Wednesday afternoon to have a Siri-like conversation with a Safeway self-checkout machine.

Nevada City Schools to Observe Muslim Holidays

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Nevada City with Muslim HolidaysFollowing the lead of the New York City school system, the nation's largest, the upstart Sierra Nevada foothills community of Nevada City announced that its schools will observe the two most important Muslim holidays next school year.

Area Man Immediately Regrets Picking Up Hitchhikers

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hitchhikingRecent Vacaville transplant and painting contractor Tommy Empire of Cedar Ridge immediately regretting picking up three hitchhikers Friday afternoon

An Empty Starbucks: Are Chemtrails to Blame?

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An Empty Starbucks. Are Chemtrails to blame?An area woman frantically raved all over social media about there being no line at the Grass Valley Starbucks earlier this morning.
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