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Roundabout Shows Modern Technology’s Weakness

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Ryan WolfordA Google self-driving car caused a traffic jam in Grass Valley over the weekend. A Google engineer decided to try out the new driver-less car in this area to, as he explains, “put it through the paces of my own hometown, where I learned to drive.”

Attention-starved Local Man Starts #allgenitalsmatter Movement

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Trent Turco in one of his many MGTOW singular protests.In retaliation to the "Me Too" posts on Facebook, Penn Valley local Trent Turco has created the #allgenitalsmatter movement.

Nevada City to Host Nation’s First “Halloweed” Parade October 31st

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Civic leaders and community organizers in the nation's self-proclaimed marijuana capital, announced this past week that the iconic former Gold Rush town nestled in the Sierra Nevada Foothills will host a "Halloweed Parade" on Tuesday, October 31st.

Area Transplant Thinks Whole Town Smells Like Dope

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Recent Vacaville Transplant Tommy Empire."I mean it's too easy to make fun of the city name. 'Grass Valley' and all. But we had no idea how prevalent the dope business was up here. I suppose it's kinda funny. And annoying."

Area Laser Hair Removal Accidentally Severs Man’s Scrotum

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Penn Valley, CA resident Dustin Jayce Dickens is recovering at home after having his scrotum accidentally severed.Penn Valley, CA resident Dustin Jayce Dickens was rushed to the emergency room Friday afternoon after a technician at The New You Laser Treatments salon in Auburn, CA used the wrong setting on the hair removal device.

Persistent Volunteer Kills Town’s Can-Do Spirit

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A local woman's chronic volunteerism is being blamed by townsfolk for robbing them of their initiative and dulling their once notable can-do spirit.

Area Homeless Man Works as Parking Meter

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Area homeless man Jimmie "The Home" Wilkonson has made himself usesful as a human parking meter. Source-ish: Brylie Oxley vis Wiki Commons.Area homeless man Jimmie "The Home" Wilkonson has found a way to make some spare change on the side by acting as Earth's first parking meter. Mr. Wilkonson has taken it upon himself to station himself in front of broken meters in Nevada city's historical downtown district and collect money from visitors and tourists.

World War II Ship Mysteriously Appears in Local Schoolyard

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A supposed picture of the World War II experimental destroyer the USS Eldridge which apparently appeared on the field adjacent to Lyman Gilmore Middle School in Grass Valley. The picture has not been verified.Although Ken Cornys didn't realize what he was looking at, other than the obvious antique war ship, one area man knew exactly what it was.

NC Scooper Admits Error/Promises a ‘Non-Fake’ Future

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he Nevada County Scooper was recently called a “Fake News Site” on Wikipedia, a description recently attached to the Scooper by Snopes, the leading debunking source for people trying to determine if information is true.

Area Non-Binary Social Justice Warrior Disillusioned by Trans-Siberian Orchestra

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Amanda Hyman is upset by the lack of transgenders in the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.New York City's Amanda Hyman, a self-proclaimed, non-binary Social Justice Warrior, is upset by the lack of actual transgender people in the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. She wants them to take 'Trans' out of their name.

Shroud of Turin to be Displayed in Nevada City, CA

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The famous Shroud of Turin will be making its only United States stop in Nevada City, CA.The Shroud of Turin, the linen cloth bearing the image of a man that some Christians believe to be the burial shroud of Jesus of Nazareth, is going to be displayed at the Nevada City Chamber of Commerce starting in January 2018.

Study: Media Coverage of Mass Murders Is Fucking Depressing

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A 4 year study by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation of major television broadcasts and newspaper outlets has found that continual coverage of mass shootings and murders is leads the population at large to feel very sad.

Local Newspaper Outsourcing Operations to Barstow, CA

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Penn Valley, CA –– The 92-year-old Nevada County Scooper announced late Sunday night that it plans on outsourcing printing operations to Barstow, CA in a cost-cutting effort to increase operating margins. “This is a tough era for the Newspaper business,” said Scooper President Louis “Lou” LaPlante.  “If someone, as blessed as I am, is not […]

California Condor Nest Spotted in Area Cell Tower

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A pair of mating California Condors were spotted in a Grass Valley cell phone tower.Earlier this week, several people reported what seemed to be a pair of birds in the Glenbrook Basin area building what appeared to be a large nest.

Area Woman To Film Her Harrowing Journey Across Kansas

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Southern California actress Delma Constantine will play Nevada City resident Saihra Ramun in an upcoming documentary/biopic.Today, like many other days in Ms. Ramun's recent life, found our activist out in front of the New York Hotel on Broad Street with her trusty bull horn announcing to locals and frightened tourists that she was finally going to document what she is now calling "They Called Me A Dumbass".

Kansas Farmer Denies Ever Meeting Traveling Nevada City Activist

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St. George, Kansas soybean farmer Davis Lipton says he was paid to make up a story of about a Nevada City local activist's travels.Just days after announcing her documentary project, Nevada City activist Saihra Ramun is having to explain how several Kansas farmers mentioned in her memoirs claim to have never met the Sierra Foothills firebrand.

Russians Hack Local High School JumboTron with Porn

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"Russian" hackers have claimed responsibility for placing adult movies on an area high schools JumboTron. Source: High School Senior Kevin Thomas.A Russian hacking group is claiming responsibility for seizing control of an area high school stadium's JumboTron television and running porn on it for over 4 hours earlier today.

Area Senior Citizen Can’t Stop Computer From Printing

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Area Senior Can't Stop Computer From Printing Reynaldo M. Rodriguez's printer has stopped working correctly. Mr. Rodriguez prints "every god-damned email" he gets because he's afraid he'll lose it.

Area Pastor Defies Death, Converts to Atheism

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astor Preston had been dead--effectively brain-dead--for over fifteen minutes by the time he arrived at the hospital. Now he's an atheist.A local pastor had a bit of a scare recently when he dropped dead of a heart attack. First responders were unable to revive him at the scene, and a defibrillator had zero impact as he was completely dead.

Truckee Couple Freezes To Death Awaiting Star Wars Opening

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A Truckee, California couple sadly passed away late last night as they sat waiting in the sub-freezing temperatures for the premiere of Star Wars. Bill and Melynda Gates [no relation to Microsoft mogul Bill Gates] decided earlier this week to camp out at the NorthStar Resort Village Cinemas in order to be first in line to see this holiday season's movie blockbuster.
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