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    Construction workers were terrified to find a monstrous Sarlacc during their repairs of the giant sinkhole in Grass Valley.Local workers made a startling discovery when performing repairs on Grass Valley’s seven-story tall sinkhole on Freeman Lane. While shoring up and placing supports at the foot of the sinkhole, a Sarlacc suddenly appeared from below devouring three workers and two earthmovers in a matter of seconds.

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    When the Foster family was relocating to Nevada City from Fremont, CA, they wanted to make sure that they purchased a house with character. Jim and Daphne Foster and their three children wanted a house with history. And according to local historian Dan Braggart, they "got just that: a whorehouse."

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    This year's Farm top Dumpster Event included a popular watermelon toss.Basking in the glow of the Third Annual Nevada City “Farm to Table Banquet” last weekend local food activists announced that an inaugural Nevada City “Farm to Dumpster” gala successfully wasted more than two tons of fresh, locally-produced fruit, vegetables, meat, wine and beer.

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    Attorney General Jeff Sessions has taken to smoking weed to reduce his stress levels.Attorney General Jeff Sessions was spotted in a back alleyway behind the Department of Justice headquarters in the nation’s capital “smoking a doobie,” according to sources very close to him.

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    American author of contemporary horror, supernatural fiction, suspense, science fiction, and fantasy Stephen King was spotted this weekend shopping at the popular discount supermarket Grocery Outlet.

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    In a bid to outdo Nevada City and "beat them to the punch," community organizers in the rough and tumble little town of North San Juan are installing homemade street lights made out of old, dirty beer bottles.

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    The Grass Valley Post office has replaced downed trees with the County's #1 cash crop.Earlier this week, the United States Post Office removed all of the trees in front of its Grass Valley, CA location. No official reason was given for their removal. However by Saturday morning, a North San Juan contractor had replaced the trees with Nevada County's #1 cash crop: Marijuana plants.

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    Organizers hope to both infect as many children as possible during the one day event and raise awareness to the dangers of vaccinations.Nestled in the Sierra Foothills, the upstart former gold mining capital wants to have a family-friendly place where all unvaccined children can come and be exposed to a natural alternative to vaccines.

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    Astral Om Floatingleaf and Boho Stoner of Nevada City's latest eco-groovy restaurant:The Harmonic Convergence Café aims to offer a broad array of organic, free-range vegan, non-GMO, gluten-free, lactose-free, irradiation-free beverages and food in a serene, welcoming, non-threatening, and non-judgmental setting.

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    You are what your hair.Yesterday’s Board of Supervisors meeting was the scene of a passionate plea by Nevada County Republican Party Chairman Bob Wren, who surprisingly called for more diversity in the Cannabis Advisory Group (“CAG”).

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    A 20016/2017 comparison of the remarkable growth the Grass Valley cell phone tower has experienced following this past year's record rainfall.The controversial cell phone tower with was erected in Grass Valley's Brunswick Basin has grown by over 70 feet following a record-setting year for rainfall.

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    Area community activist, Tea Party member and formerly overly enthusiastic Glenn Beck supporter Brock Whalen announced on his website that he plans on lawfully wedding the United States Constitution.

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    An area auto parts retail employee has exposed what is now being called the "Great Retail Warehouse Conspiracy."Area auto parts retail worker Daphne Ortiz admitted earlier this week to an aggressive customer that there is indeed additional stock of an Autolite XP Iridium spark plugs located in the back warehouse, but she was not allowed to retrieve them nor even acknowledge they exist.

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    Starbucks is experimenting with a new colonic.In a bid to stay relevant and to "keep ahead of the competitive coffee curve," Starbucks™ Corporation announced this week that it plans to augment its extensive line of coffee, teas and snacks with a new colonic/enema health care option.

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    The Nevada County anti-Chemtrail group "Look Up!" celebrated the 201st Day without spraying.In what activists are calling "the great relief," a spokesperson for th Nevada County-based group called Look Up! proclaimed that yesterday marked the 201st day without the scourge of overhead chemtrail spraying of our local skies.

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    Merrilee Longshoes of North San Juan, CA believes she can cure Autism with coconut oil.Merrilee Longshoes is concerned about her family’s health. And the health of those in the greater community. Recently she discovered the homeopathic healing qualities of coconut oil after reading several Facebook posts and a few alternative health web articles about the popular tropical oil.

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    On the heals of a recent Bigfoot siting of Alta Sierra, a researcher of the semi-rural development has warned that the cryptid-ape-like creature might attack the proposed Dollar General store if it is developed along highway 49.

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    California Governor Jerry Brown and pop singer Linda Ronstadt were back in the news this week when the two were spotted at a popular Nevada City, California tavern Friday night.

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    Area gasoline stations are bowing to pressure from social justice groups and installing braille instructions on their pumps.Select Northern California Flyers service stations are bowing to pressure from various social justice organizations and installing tactile Braille systems for the blind on gasoline pumps.

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    The Easter Island moai that Cedar Ridge's Pete Johnson attempted to smuggle into the United States. Source, US Customs, Sacramento Bureau.Cedar Ridge exotic pet owner Pete Johnson is in hot water today at Sacramento International Airport after he attempted to smuggle an entire Easter Island moai (one of the Island's famous monumental statues) through customs.

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    "Russian" hackers have claimed responsibility for placing adult movies on an area high schools JumboTron. Source: High School Senior Kevin Thomas.A Russian hacking group is claiming responsibility for seizing control of an area high school stadium's JumboTron television and running porn on it for over 4 hours earlier today.

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    Artist's depiction of the BriarPatch Roundabout.Fresh on the heels of a large parking lot expansion project, which included the installation of over 680 high-performance solar panels, the Grass Valley BriarPatch COOP leadership announced today that it plans on moving forward with a controversial Roundabout in the parking lot.

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    The 2700 ft. Nevada City SkyTower as seen from Broad Street.The Nevada City government overwhelmingly approved the construction of a 2722 ft (830m) communication building which is tentatively dubbed the Nevada City SkyTower.

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    What a proposed Mar-a-Lago West would look like in Grass Valley's Kmart shopping center.According to leaked documents from the Trump administration, corroborated by Wikileaks, Donald Trump Enterprises plans on building a replica of the President's Florida estate in the former gold rush town of Grass Valley, CA.

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    Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley suffering from heatstroke after mowing approximately 27 ft of their family's front lawn.Area teenager Kevin Thomas (17) of Grass Valley said he needed to be treated for heat stroke after being "brutally forced" his family's 200 square foot lawn over the weekend.

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    Retired teacher David Blakemore speaks with local high school students about his nightmares at the 1969 Woodstock Festival.Retired 10th grade English teacher David Blakemore of Nevada City recent spoke to a small gathering in Nevada Union High School's drama department about his exciting adventures during the 1969 Woodstock Music & Art Fair.

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    A new report says Sierra City is not prepared for the influx of Alex Jones protesters. The Sierra County Sheriff begs to differ.After the announcement earlier this year that the small Sierra Nevada town Sierra City will host the 2016 Bilderberg Group meeting, a new report from the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation has some troubling findings about the ability of the small Sierra Nevada hamlet to accommodate an influx of protesters.

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    Nevada City, CA will become the first city in the nation to be "Chemtrail free."As the city council seats with new members this year, first on the agenda according to City Hall insiders will be a declaration that Nevada City is a Chemtrail-free zone. This will make the rustic gold rush town the first in the nation to enact such a law.

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    In what Koch Industries is calling a "novel and effective way to give back to local communities," the American mega conglomerate announced late Monday night that it plans on opening one of their popular PayAdvantages™ payday loan and check cashing stores next to the DollarTree® in Grass Valley.

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    Television personality and Family Guy star Peter Griffin has volunteered to replace controversial comedian Kathy Griffin following a controversial fake beheading of President Trump.After recent and abrupt news the Grass Valley's Center for the Arts had canceled a scheduled appearance by comedian Kathy Griffin, organizers scrambled for a replacement.

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    An area man is a little upset at some of the offensive words and invectives lately thrown his way by passersby for his deeply personal tattoo.

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    A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffer the loss of the family's patriarch, Norman Barstad, who had lived with the family at their Spanish Lane home.

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    A North Church Street cat accidentally ingested an entire stash of methamphetamine late this week and went on a murderous rampage. After eating what authorities claim was a small amount of "Biznack," Abu, the name of the male black cat, not only destroyed the inside of the small studio home, but also killed both occupants.

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    A recently discovered photograph seems to show aviation innovator Lyman Gilmore flying over Grass Valley, CA in 1902.For over a hundred years, many Grass Valley locals have maintained that the Wright Brothers famous 1903 flight at Kittyhawk, North Carolina was the second time in humans flew in an airplane.

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    Area petty criminal Jimmie Saldoscent is recovering in custody today after mistakingly trying to siphon gasoline from a local RV's septic tank.Area petty criminal Jimmie Saldoscent has been booked into the Wayne Brown Correctional facility after admitting to accidentally siphoning raw sewage from a Grass Valley recreational vehicle after intending to steal gasoline.

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    The Chemtrail Action Network (CAN) announced the first ever traveling Chemtrail Film Festival coming to Nevada City, CA this January. The film festival will be making its first stop in the secluded Sierra Nevada Foothills town for a 4 day run starting on the 14th of August and running until 18th.

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    Don Vada of North BloomfieldLocal malcontent and self-proclaimed dickhead Don Vaca really hates people who state the obvious. Recently, while attempting to order a Starbucks drink at a local, privately-owned coffee shop, Mr. Vaca announced loudly to the crowded cafe that anyone who points out 'fake news' is probably a 'fag.'

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    People have been driving strangely around Hank Snow after the Grass Valley handyman purchased a surplus Crowne Victoria Police car.

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    Only 15 students graduated this year from Nevada Union High School located in Grass Valley, CA.Only 15 of the 517 students from Nevada Union High School's class of 2016 managed to graduate this year. The astonishing low number shocked and surprised parents and administrators across Nevada County.

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    What was designed to be a local tribute to our community's appreciation for American heroes and tolerance for racial diversity has become a point of heated controversy, not just in the small town of Grass Valley, California, but on the international stage as well.

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    An adult male had reportedly barricaded himself inside his bedroom/kitchen and was “acting extremely erratically,” according to reports.A man wanted on multiple warrants surrendered peacefully nearly eight hours after barricading himself inside his tiny home Friday.

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    Graduating students from Nevada Union High School marched down the aisle to Amy Winehouse's "Rehab"Attendees at Grass Valley's Nevada Union High School graduation were both surprised and concerned over the weekend when the traditional processional march song "Pomp and Circumstance" was replaced with Amy Winehouse's song "Rehab."

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    A local family learned the hard way that a steady diet of soda pop and potato chips can have a direct impact on the groin health of fellow camp-mates.

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    Anti-Bilderberg Group protesters, lead by controversial media personality Alex Jones, left tons of garbage following the meeting.Following what organizers are calling "the most productive global re-alignment gathering in years," citizens of the small Sierra Nevada town of Sierra City are dealing with a massive garbage aftermath left by anti-Bilderberg Group protesters.

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    The famous Shroud of Turin will be making its only United States stop in Nevada City, CA.The Shroud of Turin, the linen cloth bearing the image of a man that some Christians believe to be the burial shroud of Jesus of Nazareth, is going to be displayed at the Nevada City Chamber of Commerce starting in January 2018.

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    A 4 year study by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation of major television broadcasts and newspaper outlets has found that continual coverage of mass shootings and murders is leads the population at large to feel very sad.

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    Area musician David Robock draws deep inspiration from chemtrails.Area musician David Robock used to cite an eclectic mix of influences while he was still cutting his teeth on the local club circuit. Bands like Megadeth, Smashing Pumpkins, and solo artists like Prince and Merle Haggard were a constant source of inspiration.

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    KVMR announced late last week that they will be hosting the county's first 24 hour Lawrence Welk marathon. The move, which according to insiders was driven by elderly activism who wished to "also have a voice," is seen as a disingenuous attempt to combat and mute much of what area aging activists feel is a "anti-conservative/pro-liberal" agenda at the radio station.

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    "BIG Boy” PD97-3034 Chemtrail Drone. Source: US Military.In a surprise executive order, the Trump Administration announced plans to license and deploy aerial drones to conduct Chemtrail spraying operations.

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    Nevada City becomes the nation's first municipality to decriminalize nudity.After years of government lobbying by activist groups, Nevada City announced this week that it will become the nation's first to not only decriminalize all forms of public nudity, but will take active steps to encourage it.