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Donner Party Family Buffet to Open in Truckee, CA
Local entrepreneur Robert Mincy is looking to cash in on Truckee's booming economy by opening a family-style buffet on the Eastern shore of Donner Lake.
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Area 22 Year Old to Fix his “Sleeping to 2pm Problem” by Waking Up at 1:30pm
An area man has decided to get his life in order after his mother threatened to kick him out. Area part time working and 2014 Nevada Union High School graduate John Scott of Grass Valley has decided to...
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Truckee Couple Freezes To Death Awaiting Star Wars Opening
A Truckee, California couple sadly passed away late last night as they sat waiting in the sub-freezing temperatures for the premiere of Star Wars. Bill and Melynda Gates [no relation to Microsoft mogul...
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Area Pastor Defies Death, Converts to Atheism
A local pastor had a bit of a scare recently when he dropped dead of a heart attack. First responders were unable to revive him at the scene, and a defibrillator had zero impact as he was completely dead.
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Area Senior Citizen Can’t Stop Computer From Printing
Reynaldo M. Rodriguez's printer has stopped working correctly. Mr. Rodriguez prints "every god-damned email" he gets because he's afraid he'll lose it.
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Russians Hack Local High School JumboTron with Porn
A Russian hacking group is claiming responsibility for seizing control of an area high school stadium's JumboTron television and running porn on it for over 4 hours earlier today.
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Kansas Farmer Denies Ever Meeting Traveling Nevada City Activist
Just days after announcing her documentary project, Nevada City activist Saihra Ramun is having to explain how several Kansas farmers mentioned in her memoirs claim to have never met the Sierra...
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Area Woman To Film Her Harrowing Journey Across Kansas
Today, like many other days in Ms. Ramun's recent life, found our activist out in front of the New York Hotel on Broad Street with her trusty bull horn announcing to locals and frightened tourists that...
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California Condor Nest Spotted in Area Cell Tower
Earlier this week, several people reported what seemed to be a pair of birds in the Glenbrook Basin area building what appeared to be a large nest.
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Local Newspaper Outsourcing Operations to Barstow, CA
Penn Valley, CA –– The 92-year-old Nevada County Scooper announced late Sunday night that it plans on outsourcing printing operations to Barstow, CA in a cost-cutting effort to increase operating...
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Study: Media Coverage of Mass Murders Is Fucking Depressing
A 4 year study by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation of major television broadcasts and newspaper outlets has found that continual coverage of mass shootings and murders is leads the...
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Shroud of Turin to be Displayed in Nevada City, CA
The Shroud of Turin, the linen cloth bearing the image of a man that some Christians believe to be the burial shroud of Jesus of Nazareth, is going to be displayed at the Nevada City Chamber of...
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Area Non-Binary Social Justice Warrior Disillusioned by Trans-Siberian Orchestra
New York City's Amanda Hyman, a self-proclaimed, non-binary Social Justice Warrior, is upset by the lack of actual transgender people in the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. She wants them to take 'Trans' out...
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NC Scooper Admits Error/Promises a ‘Non-Fake’ Future
he Nevada County Scooper was recently called a “Fake News Site†on Wikipedia, a description recently attached to the Scooper by Snopes, the leading debunking source for people trying to determine...
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World War II Ship Mysteriously Appears in Local Schoolyard
Although Ken Cornys didn't realize what he was looking at, other than the obvious antique war ship, one area man knew exactly what it was.
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Area Homeless Man Works as Parking Meter
Area homeless man Jimmie "The Home" Wilkonson has found a way to make some spare change on the side by acting as Earth's first parking meter. Mr. Wilkonson has taken it upon himself to station himself...
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Persistent Volunteer Kills Town’s Can-Do Spirit
A local woman's chronic volunteerism is being blamed by townsfolk for robbing them of their initiative and dulling their once notable can-do spirit.
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Area Laser Hair Removal Accidentally Severs Man’s Scrotum
Penn Valley, CA resident Dustin Jayce Dickens was rushed to the emergency room Friday afternoon after a technician at The New You Laser Treatments salon in Auburn, CA used the wrong setting on the hair...
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Area Transplant Thinks Whole Town Smells Like Dope
"I mean it's too easy to make fun of the city name. 'Grass Valley' and all. But we had no idea how prevalent the dope business was up here. I suppose it's kinda funny. And annoying."
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Nevada City to Host Nation’s First “Halloweed” Parade October 31st
Civic leaders and community organizers in the nation's self-proclaimed marijuana capital, announced this past week that the iconic former Gold Rush town nestled in the Sierra Nevada Foothills will host...
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