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El Niño Bringing Fukushima Radiation to Nevada County
It appears that the radioactive fallout from the Fukushima disaster in Japan in 2011 may spread a bit more rapidly than scientific models previously predicted due to this year's El Niño conditions,...
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Area Man Shamelessly Using Inappropriate Google Adwords in Web Articles
A local man has been adding high value Google Adwords into his articles in order to boost his SEO rating in attempts to boost his website advertising revenue.
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Blackwater To Provide Security For Local Electronics Company
An area high-tech business has hired the security firm Blackwater to protect its assets and inventory that can no longer fit within the secure perimeters of the company's property.
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Area Woman Thinks News Article Might Be About Her
Grass Valley, CA — Area woman Bridget Doggins suspects that an online article might be about her. Mr. Doggins spends a great deal of time on the Internet, especially Facebook. She’s been reading...
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People Have Chemtrail Breath Local Researcher Claims
A North San Juan man has completed an exhaustive Internet study to reveal that humans have something called "Chemtrail Breath."
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Locals Patch Street Potholes with Pot
Nevada City residents have grown tired of waiting for the city to repair the roadway and recently decided to take matters into their own hands. They did this by planting a serious of marijuana plants...
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Family’s Use of Refrigerator Poetry Magnets Reveals Deep Discontent
What started out as a playful refrigerator game with the intention of increasing the family's language acumen, has revealed deep angst and discontent inside a local Nevada City family.
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Jesus Spotted in Western Nevada County Clouds
A Scooper reader has sent in the following photograph depicting what appears to be Jesus Christ arriving in the clouds in Western Nevada County.
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Nevada City Considers Allowing Select Neighborhoods to go Fallow
In an effort to attract the valuable Bay Area tourist dollars, the City Council of Nevada City is considering allowing select neighborhoods to go fallow.
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Visiting Reptilian Alien Enjoys Water Pipe Selection at Tribal Weaver
Zahhak Sobek, who is visiting the small California Gold Rush town from his home planet of Nocknon which orbits the star KIC 8462852, said he enjoys shopping Earth for trinkets and what-nots and...
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Penn Valley Woman Notices Grammatical Errors
Nevada County (it’s big, and looks like a pistol) — Mary Shilling of Penn Valley has noticed grammatical errors in several Nevada County online and print publications. And she is not happy about it....
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Wife Divorces Man After He Compares Her to Sarah Palin
Things came to a head this week when Mr. Nicklas, in an attempt to compliment her, told his wife of 19 years that "she looked just like Sarah Palin" prompting Ms. Nicklas to file for a dissolution of...
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Fukushima Radiation Detected in North San Juan, CA
North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd that two of his three Geiger counters were...
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Area Man Stakes Gold Claim in Irrigation Ditch
Jimmie Brenton of Woodpecker Way said he's grown tired of not being able to exercise his "God-given liberty" to do what he wants with his land. He is also tired of people walking behind his house on...
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Area “Conservarian” Blogger Accidentally Shoots Companion Blogger in...
Area Right Wing "Conservarian" blogger George Rebane accidentally injured fellow area blogger Todd Juvenal in Spenceville this weekend during their annual wild turkey hunt.
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Zuckerberg Angry About the Number of Nevada County Facebook Groups
Palo Alto/Nevada County, CA — Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said early Monday morning that he is very concerned about the growing number of Nevada County-specific Facebook Groups popping up on the...
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Board of Supervisors to Supply Local Halloween Blood
As Halloween approaches, a Nevada County Attorney is stocking his wine cellar with the blood of Nevada County taxpayers. The October 27th Nevada County Board of Supervisors meeting agenda Consent...
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Illegal Trimmigrant Thwarts Tweaker’s Gun Rampage
A local tweaker, identified as 27 year-old Jason Wayne Galbraith, reportedly stormed into Cafe Mekka this morning while firing shots through the front door and windows with a semi-automatic 9-mm handgun.
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Mormon Church Group Protests Local Nudist Resort
A group of Mormons assembled in front of Zen’s Metaphysical Hideaway, in Grass Valley. ZMH, as it is known to patrons, is a clothing optional resort that allows people to bare it all and give the...
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Porn Version of “Left Behind” Less Amusing Than Original
A pornographic version of the popular 2014 Christian end times film Left Behind ironically is less amusing than the film it sets out to mock.
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