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Report: Sierra City Not Prepared for 2017 Bilderberg Group Protesters
After the announcement earlier this year that the small Sierra Nevada town Sierra City will host the 2016 Bilderberg Group meeting, a new report from the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation has...
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Nevada City to Become Nation’s First Chemtrail-Free Zone
As the city council seats with new members this year, first on the agenda according to City Hall insiders will be a declaration that Nevada City is a Chemtrail-free zone. This will make the rustic gold...
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Koch Brothers Opens PayAdvantages™ Payday Loan Service in Grass Valley
In what Koch Industries is calling a "novel and effective way to give back to local communities," the American mega conglomerate announced late Monday night that it plans on opening one of their...
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Peter Griffin to Replace Degenerate Kathy Griffin at Local Venue
After recent and abrupt news the Grass Valley's Center for the Arts had canceled a scheduled appearance by comedian Kathy Griffin, organizers scrambled for a replacement.
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Offensive People Suddenly Harshly Judged
An area man is a little upset at some of the offensive words and invectives lately thrown his way by passersby for his deeply personal tattoo.
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Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Local Lake
A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffer...
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Recent Murders Reveal Unlikely Suspect
A North Church Street cat accidentally ingested an entire stash of methamphetamine late this week and went on a murderous rampage. After eating what authorities claim was a small amount of "Biznack,"...
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New Photographic Evidence Suggests Wright Brothers Not First to Flight
For over a hundred years, many Grass Valley locals have maintained that the Wright Brothers famous 1903 flight at Kittyhawk, North Carolina was the second time in humans flew in an airplane.
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Area Criminal Critically Ill After Accidentally Siphoning RV’s Septic Tank
Area petty criminal Jimmie Saldoscent has been booked into the Wayne Brown Correctional facility after admitting to accidentally siphoning raw sewage from a Grass Valley recreational vehicle after...
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Chemtrail Film Festival Coming To Nevada City, CA
The Chemtrail Action Network (CAN) announced the first ever traveling Chemtrail Film Festival coming to Nevada City, CA this January. The film festival will be making its first stop in the secluded...
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Area Dickhead Says Guys Who Yell ‘Fake News’ on Facebook are Probably Fags
Local malcontent and self-proclaimed dickhead Don Vaca really hates people who state the obvious. Recently, while attempting to order a Starbucks drink at a local, privately-owned coffee shop, Mr. Vaca...
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Man Driving Used Police Car: Why Do People Treat Me Weird?
People have been driving strangely around Hank Snow after the Grass Valley handyman purchased a surplus Crowne Victoria Police car.
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High School Graduates Record Low of 15 of 517 Students
Only 15 of the 517 students from Nevada Union High School's class of 2016 managed to graduate this year. The astonishing low number shocked and surprised parents and administrators across Nevada County.
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Tiger Woods Threatens Lawsuit Over Grass Valley Mural
What was designed to be a local tribute to our community's appreciation for American heroes and tolerance for racial diversity has become a point of heated controversy, not just in the small town of...
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Area Man Surrenders after Barricading Himself Inside Tiny Home
A man wanted on multiple warrants surrendered peacefully nearly eight hours after barricading himself inside his tiny home Friday.
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Students Vote to Replace Pomp and Circumstance with Amy Winehouse’s Rehab
Attendees at Grass Valley's Nevada Union High School graduation were both surprised and concerned over the weekend when the traditional processional march song "Pomp and Circumstance" was replaced with...
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Kid’s All Night Soda Bender Leads to Groin Punching on Camping Trip
A local family learned the hard way that a steady diet of soda pop and potato chips can have a direct impact on the groin health of fellow camp-mates.
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Bilderberg Protesters Trash Sierra City
Following what organizers are calling "the most productive global re-alignment gathering in years," citizens of the small Sierra Nevada town of Sierra City are dealing with a massive garbage aftermath...
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Shroud of Turin to be Displayed in Nevada City, CA
The Shroud of Turin, the linen cloth bearing the image of a man that some Christians believe to be the burial shroud of Jesus of Nazareth, is going to be displayed at the Nevada City Chamber of...
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Study: Media Coverage of Mass Murders Is Fucking Depressing
A 4 year study by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation of major television broadcasts and newspaper outlets has found that continual coverage of mass shootings and murders is leads the...
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