Local Browser Histories Quite Revealing
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – Given the recent trouble with Board of Supervisors and current Grass Valley City Council candidate Terry Lamphier’s Internet browsing activities, the Scooper...
View ArticleThe Nevada County Scooper Presents: Dollar General Grand Opening
You Like? Please Share. You know you want to go in, but you feel a little wrong about it. Well, not some of you. Some of you will put on your reactionary retail jackboots and march into Dollar General...
View ArticleNCFF to Premiere Michael Moore’s Film “Arm The Homeless”
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – Tonight the Nevada City Film Festival will debut filmmaker Michael Moore’s first movie release since 2009. His new film, Arm The Homeless, is a documentary...
View ArticleLocal Conservatives: God Hates Apple
You Like? Please Share.Earth/Nevada County, CA – Following the announcement that Apple Corporation CEO Tim Cook is homosexual, local conservatives released a statement saying this proves that Apple...
View ArticleScooper Viewpoint: Innocent Until Proven Guilty (UPDATED 11/1/14)
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, California — So now we know. Lame duck Nevada County Supervisor Terry Lamphier was searching the Internets (at least on October 13th, which was Columbus Day and...
View ArticleScooper Over Nevada City: Heart of Darkness
You Like? Please Share. Scooper Related PostsLake of the Pines Woman Reuses Christmas TreeScooper Slugfest: Nevada City StyleJenny McCarthy To Speak Locally About Child ImmunizationsScooper on the...
View ArticleBRAKING NEWS: New Light Pole Near the New Dorsey Interchange Falls on...
You Like? Please Share.In between Grass Valley & Burger Basin, on the Freeway — An hour or so before sundown this evening, a new light pole apparently either pulled its base foundation out of the...
View ArticleBanner Mountain Bear Aims to Shame People into Eating Better
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – A local bear inhabiting the Banner Mountain community is tired of what he sees, and has decided to come forward in hopes that he can change some disturbing...
View ArticleR.L. Crabb Status Page
You Like? Please Share. R.L. Crabb, the Scooper’s patron saint and local cartoon legend is currently: F’ING AWESOME!! Updated Daily: GMT, that’s like England Scooper Related PostsR.L. Crabb...
View ArticleScooper Vigilante: Hang ‘em High Baby
You Like? Please Share. The Scooper’s Thos Nasty is back in full color documenting our little bit of Nevada County local justice. Apparently people know a guilty person when they see ‘em. Quality...
View ArticleSPD to Offer Quick Shopping Signs
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – Nevada City grocery store SPD announced late Friday night that it would be offering wearable placards for its customers that instruct others to “leave them...
View ArticleFollow-up: Inlaws Add Twist to Refigerator Poetry Magnet Dysfunction
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – Follow-up. As previously reported on the Scooper, the Crawford family of Nevada City has been struggling with passive-aggressive themes expressed via by what...
View ArticleLawn Watered
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA — It’s November 10th, 2014, and the grass is thirsty. Thirsty, thirsty grass. Drought? Sure, but grass is grass and it needs to drink or it dies. So, Chip Day...
View ArticleGraham Chapman’s Ashes To Come to Center For The Arts
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – The ashes of Graham Chapman, the very dead English comedian, writer, actor, and one of the six members of the surreal comedy group Monty Python, are coming to...
View ArticleAttempt To Donate Frozen Fish From 1984 To Food Bank Fails
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – Frequent traveler and Cedar Ridge, CA resident Pete Johnson was disappointed when his donation of frozen catfish from 1984 was politely refused by Nevada...
View ArticleThe Nevada County Scooper Celebrates the Dorsey Exchange and Chemtrail...
You Like? Please Share. Illustrious and world-famous Nevada County Scooper Photojournalist Sarah Azura Belou takes us on a tour of the new Dorsey Drive Interchange and Chemtrail Facility. Note, if you...
View ArticleGrandmother Finally Sends “Selfie” After Text Gibberish
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – After repeated attempts to send her daughter and granddaughter a “selfie,” Mythel Adams of Grass Valley finally managed to send a somewhat coherent message...
View ArticleConcussion, Coma Change Pelline Into a Person Nobody Recognizes
You Like? Please Share.TRANSFORMATION OF CRANKY CRITIC STARTLES FOOTHILLS RESIDENTS Nevada City, CA – Jeff Pelline, the cranky critic of all beloved foothills “good old boy” customs, has emerged from a...
View ArticleLocal Bloggers Wish to Return to a Simpler “No Child Left Behind” Time
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA — The local Nevada County blogosphere is actively debating the merits or vices of the Common Core education standards. From the official Common Core website:...
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