Woman Proactively Honks Horn in Roundabout
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – An area woman admitted on Thursday that she honks her horn as she travels around Grass Valley’s Roundabout in her 1999 forest green Cherokee Sport to warn...
View ArticleLocal Newspaper Attempts to Create a Myspace Account
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – 150 year old Grass Valley-based newspaper The Union announced yesterday that it was “getting into the Social Media ‘space'” by extending its reach into the...
View ArticleBreaking News: ISIS NOT Involved in Center for the Arts Stabbing
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – The Nevada County Scooper has learned that the terrorist organization the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria or ISIS is in no way responsible for Saturday night’s...
View ArticleStabbing at CftA: Barney Where Are You?
You Like? Please Share.Center for the Arts, Grass Valley, CA — Steve Robledo stabbed at least 2 people and maybe as many as 4 during a concert at the Center for the Arts last Saturday night,...
View ArticleR.L. Crabb Status Page
You Like? Please Share. R.L. Crabb, the Scooper’s patron saint and local cartoon legend is currently: Alive and Kicking Updated Daily: GMT, that’s like England Scooper Related PostsR.L. Crabb...
View ArticleAfter Election Most Americans Still Unclear Where Benghazi Is
You Like? Please Share.America, Earth’s #1 Place – Despite recent Republican successes in national and local elections, and a persistent campaign in largely Right Wing media outlets and the...
View ArticleLocal Woman to Sell Tin Foil Hats on Etsy.com
You Like? Please Share.North San Juan, CA – Like many others in Nevada County, Merrilee Longshoes is concerned about her family’s health, and how it is being negatively impacted by electromagnetic...
View ArticleLocal Newspaper Raising Home Delivery to $8.00/month
You Like? Please Share.Penn Valley, CA – Randall “Fink” Finkelstein, editor and publisher of the Nevada County Scooper, announced this morning that as of January 1, 2015 the monthly cost of home...
View Article7 arrests made in ‘huge’ grape-crushing operation
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – Prohibition officers looking to serve an arrest warrant Wednesday ended up arresting seven people and seizing more than 1,100 tons of varietal grapes in what...
View ArticlePorn Version of “Left Behind” Less Amusing Than Original
You Like? Please Share.Hollywood, CA – A pornographic version of the popular 2014 Christian end of times film Left Behind ironically is less amusing than the film it sets out to mock. Released just 4...
View ArticleTeenager Pleads to have “Internet Back”
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – 22 minutes after having his Internet connection turned off as a form of punishment, teenager Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley, CA demanded that it be turned back...
View ArticleZuckerberg Concerned About the Number of Nevada County Facebook Groups
You Like? Please Share.Palo Alto/Nevada County, CA – Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said early Monday morning that he is very concerned about the growing number of Nevada County-specific Facebook Groups...
View ArticleThe Nevada County Scooper Celebrates: Thanksgiving Dinner Ingredients
You Like? Please Share. Shopping for crap ingredients for your Thanksgiving Dinner can be a little embarrassing. I mean, you know you should row-harder and cook from scratch, but it takes so much time...
View ArticleBoard of Supervisors to Consider Anti-Dueling Ordinance
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – Responding to increasing acrimony and duel-challenges in the local blogosphere, the Nevada County Board of Supervisors is considering the passage of an...
View ArticleMormons Provide Solution to Area’s Chronic Drunk-Driving Problem
You Like? Please Share.Sheriff Announces New Mormon-Powered Drunk Bus Program Nevada City, CA – The Nevada County Sheriff’s Department announced a new pilot program yesterday enlisting members of a...
View ArticleNevada City Announces Black Friday “Gratitude Bus” Service for Homeless
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – Nevada City announced that they will be providing “Gratitude Bus” service for the homeless on Black Friday, delivering area transients to the Roseville Galleria...
View ArticleArea Family Celebrates Thanksgiving at Chain Restaurant Before Pre-Black...
You Like? Please Share.Cedar Ridge, CA – Area man and Vacaville, CA transplant Tommy Empire is tired of spending money in Nevada County when he can purchase things like gasoline and electronics for...
View ArticleStapler fails Staples Checkout Clerk
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – A stapler failed to staple at the Grass Valley Staples on Friday when checker April Smith attempted to staple multiple receipts to a customer’s order. “I was...
View ArticleMassive Brawl Breaks Out at Local Starbucks
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – Tensions ran high on Wednesday morning when a fight broke out between patrons waiting in the Grass Valley Starbucks drive thru. According to Starbuck...
View ArticleMysterious Air Force Space Vehicle Actually a Taco Truck
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – The appearance of an apparent long-silvery space vehicle in the downtown Grass Valley, CA Safeway parking lot has been verified as an out-of-town Taco Truck...
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