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Local Father Suffers from Semantic Fixation Disorder
The Nevada City Family Mental Health Clinic reported a local family seeking guidance and help for semantic fixation disorder (SFD).
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Gang of Hoodlums Squatting In Golden Chance Bodega
The Nevada County Scooper has discovered what has been going on behind the locked doors of the Golden Chance Bodega.
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Area Handyman Arrives For Second Cup of Free Coffee
According to Ms. Madison and several bank employees, Mr. Snow came in again that afternoon for a second cup of coffee.
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Man Driving Used Police Car Doesn’t Understand Why People Treat Him Weird
People have been driving strangely around Hank Snow after the Grass Valley handyman purchased a surplus Crowne Victoria Police car.
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Local Farmer/Band Leader Chooses FedEx for All His Shipping Needs
Local business man, band leader and seasonal farmer Moonash knows how to choose a shipping provider for all his cross-state shipping needs.
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Local Arcade Park Aims to Instill Valuable Gambling Skills in Youngsters
A local Family Play park is working hard to insure that children have the proper skills to compete in the ever-expanding and competitive gambling marketplace.
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Woman Proactively Honks Horn in Roundabout
An area woman admitted on Thursday that she honks her horn as she travels around Grass Valley's Roundabout to warn other drivers not to enter in front of her.
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Update: North Korean Leader to Vacation in Nevada County
The North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un plans on vacationing in Nevada County, CA this Summer followed by a trip to meet with NBA team the Chicago Bulls.
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Teenager “Revenge Farts” in Car Wash
An argument broke out in a Grass Valley late Sunday when 15 year old Kevin Thomas thought it would be funny to fart just prior to entering a local car wash.
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Area Senior Can No Longer Print
Mr. Rodriguez prints "every god-damned email" he gets because he's afraid he'll lose it. Reynaldo M. Rodriguez's printer has stopped working.
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High School Students Vote to Legalize Weed
A students coalition from the Nevada Union School District have passed straw vote to legalize weed in all schools, school functions and at the local Taco Bell.
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Local Pharmacy Keeps Customers In Line with Betta Fish
Local CVS Pharmacy has a trick up its sleeve to let their customers know who's the boss: a solitary betta fish displayed prominently on the counter.
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Area Man is Satire Expert
Jake Zillevich of Grass Valley is concerned about gullible people on Social Media and has made it his mission to point out the satire as often as possible.
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Department of Defense Experimenting with Fluoride Chemtrails
The DoD is expanding its current PZ-11X1 and PS-09B3 chemtrail distribution programs by adding aerosolized fluoride into its disbursement systems.
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Dollar General Manager Accidentally Spends Money in Grass Valley
Northern Dollar General California manager, Tom Don, personally wanted to thank Nevada County for the opportunity to compete in this thriving economy.
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Man Trapped in Shower Survives on Wife’s Shampoo
Sources close to the Rice family noted that Ken sampled and consumed as many as 17 of his wife's hair and body care products stored in the shower.
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Local Newspaper Infiltrated by CIA “Psy-Ops”
The Scooper has learned that Grass Valley's 150 year old newspaper The Union has been infiltrated by a CIA "Psy-Ops" detachment.
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R.L. Crabb Status Page
R.L. Crabb, the Scooper's patron saint and local cartoon legend's current status.
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Area Man Attempts to Smuggle Butchered Lamb After Vacation
Cedar Ridge, CA – Frequent traveler and Cedar Ridge, CA resident Pete Johnson was briefly detained by Transportation Safety Administration (TSA) officials when they discovered a whole slaughtered New...
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Lamphier Anonymous Informant Revealed
Estimated Reading Time: 2 mins-+*Nevada County, CA – In a surprising development following a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request from local blogger, former Union editor, and CNET ex-patriot Jeff...
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