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Area Man Attempts to Navigate Wife’s Purse
Estimated Reading Time: 2 mins-+*Recent Vacaville, CA transplant Tommy Empire attempted to search for his car keys in his wife's purse on Saturday with no success.
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Area Man Announces Fight with Fire Hydrant
Estimated Reading Time: 2 mins-+*Area resident Gene Holman announced late Friday afternoon that he plans on have a serious argument with a fire hydrant.
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Vladimir Putin and Steve Enos Seen at Purdon Crossing Saturday
Estimated Reading Time: 2 mins-+*Secret letter-writing professional Steve Enos was spotted with Russian President Vladimir Putin on Saturday sunbathing at the popular Yuba River swimming hole.
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New Girl Scout Cookies to Address Wage Inequality
Estimated Reading Time: 2 mins-+*This year the Girl Scouts of America have expanded their social outreach to include some of the more pressing issues confronting Women across the world.
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The Nevada County Scooper Presents: Dollar General Grand Opening
Estimated Reading Time: 1 mins-+*The Scooper sent our esteemed photojournalist Sarah Azura Belou to capture the essence of our latest flirtation with out-of-town corporate America.
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Lab Analysis Proves Dollar General Products Are Crap
Estimated Reading Time: 2 mins-+*The Rundex Family Foundation has published a 472 page report which concluded that just about everything Dollar General sells is crap.
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Local Weatherman to Copyright GioEngineering
Estimated Reading Time: 1 mins-+*Nevada County, CA – Local father, Facebook Peeps exile, weather genius and Nyan Cat expert Giovanni Paredes announced early Monday morning that he has filed copyrights...
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Bigfoot Might Attack New Dollar General Store, Local Researcher Warns
Estimated Reading Time: 2 mins-+*A local researcher has warned that Bigfoot might attack the proposed Alta Sierra Dollar General store if it is developed along highway 49.
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BREAKING: Nevada County Government Website Hacked by ISIS
The Scooper has learned that the mynevadacounty.com website was attacked by a group claiming to be working or sympathetic to the terrorist group ISIS.
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Sierra Buttes to Become Huge Rock Sculpture of African-Americans
Sierra City, CA — Sierra City is about to get on the map, thanks to President Obama. In what may prove a bonanza for local tourism and a boost for racial harmony, President Obama has just signed an...
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NCCA To Build Metal Tool Shed for Steve Enos
The Nevada County Contractors' Association announced Monday night that they plan on erecting a small metal shed in anonymous informant Steve Enos' backyard.
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Government Exploring HAARP Relay Station on Banner Mountain
Sources close to the government have leaked a memo stating that a "relay-like antenna device" might be installed in the important HAARP Banner Mountain location.
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BriarPatch Employee Enjoys Shopping at Grocery Outlet
BriarPatch employee Nathan Johnson enjoys shopping at the local discount grocery store Grocery Outlet. He can find everything he needs at a reasonable price.
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Oregon To Outlaw Online Facebook Memes
The State of Oregon has declared a Zero Tolerance policy towards memes and this abusive behavior and will regulate the internet as we see fit.
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Special Report: “Preppers” Responsible for California Drought
Tomorrow the FBI will release information that names Preppers as the cause of the California drought.
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Steve Enos Reveals Scooper Identities in Anonymous Letter
Steve Enos had another spoiler up his sleeve when he delivered a sealed letter to the Union revealing the identities of the Nevada County Scooper staff.
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Emotions Run High at Alta Sierra Town Hall on Dollar General store
Strong emotions erupted this week at a town hall meeting on a new Dollar General store plan in Alta Sierra.
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Dollar Fur Store To Open In Nevada City, CA
A group of developers announced a plan to open a discount "dollar" animal pelt store in the vacant Alpha Building at the foot of Broad Street in Nevada City, CA.
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Millions of Misguided Muslims Appear at Nevada City, CA Cafe
Total pandemonium is currently ensuing in the tiny tourist town as millions of Islamic people have arrived at the Cafe Mekka in Nevada City.
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Dept. of Defense Stepping Up Local Haldol Chemtrail Efforts
The Department of Defense (DoD), in coordination with several local Internet service providers (ISPs), is stepping up their Haldol Chemtrail efforts.
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