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USPS Issues Stamps to Commemorate “True” Americans
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has reacted to pressure from more Conservative American organizations to commemorate "True Americans."
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Spontaneous Flash Mob Breaks Out in Grocery Outlet
A flash mob spontaneously broke out late Wednesday afternoon inside of the Grass Valley, CA Grocery Outlet grocery store.
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Seniors Debate Reporter’s Ethnicity For the Third Night
For the third straight night, are seniors at debated the ethnicity of a KCRA TV News Reporter during the evening broadcast in their community center.
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Area Woman Treats Autism with Coconut Oil
Merrilee Longshoes is convinced that coconut oil can be used to treat, and perhaps cure Autism.
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Area Woman Only Sees Advertisements
An area woman was unable to sort between common advertising banners and the content of the actual article, readers reported on Saturday afternoon.
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Area Racist Accidentally Polite To Asian Waiter
During a rather routine dinner at local restaurant Asian Gardens, Terry Adkinson was accidentally polite to his Asian waiter.
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Yuba River Male Gender, Not Female Study Finds
According to researchers at the influential Rundex Family Foundation in Palo Alto, CA, the three forks Yuba River should be referred to using male adjectives.
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Area Woman Thoughtfully Fondles Eggs
The Scooper caught up with Ms. Williams at the egg stand on her weekly shopping trip for groceries. She was thoughtfully fondling the eggs.
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Government Exploring HAARP Relay Station on Banner Mountain
Sources close to the government have leaked a memo stating that a "relay-like antenna device" might be installed in the important HAARP Banner Mountain location.
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Suspicious USDA Grant Used for “Traffic” Cameras at Dorsey Interchange
The California Department of Transportation has partners with the USDA to secure grants to install so-called "traffic-cams" at the Dorsey Interchange.
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Area Man Uses Tax Refund To Start Anti-Obama Blog
Retired Civil Engineer Jack Ripper announced Monday night that be plans on creating an "anyone but Obama" blog using the credits he received on his 2014 return.
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Local Drug Dealers Aim Lower: Teenager Drug Use “Passé”
Many Nevada County residents have stated that the county's drugged High School population "isn't really news anymore."
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Amateur Astronomer Swears He Spotted the Alien “Black Knight Satellite”
Amateur astronomer Keith Bradenshauer swears he spotted the alien "Black Knight Satellite" using his Meade 16-Inch Telescope on Wednesday night.
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Local Water Activist: Ban and Remove all Private Swimming Pools
A local activist is calling on the Board of Supervisors to enact an emergency ordinance to ban and remove all private swimming pools in Nevada County.
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Magic: The Gathering Group Kicked Out of Round Table Pizza
Several juveniles and one 23 year old male were escorted from Round Table Pizza after an argument erupted during their Magic: The Gathering role playing game.
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Man Worrying About Well Accidentally Runs It Dry
A Hidden Valley Road man accidentally ran is well dry after repeatedly testing the volume throughout the day on Sunday.
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Bigfoot Registers with the Peace and Freedom Party
After spending years as a political Independent, Bigfoot has registered to vote with the Peace and Freedom Party.
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Area Man Claims He Can Defeat ISIS with Pork & Goats
An area man claims that he can defeat Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, also known as Islamic State of Iraq and Syria or ISIS, with pork products and goats.
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UK Imam Anjem Choudary to Discuss Sharia Law in Nevada City, CA
Imam Anjem Choudary has received clearance from the State Department to tour the country on a speaking engagement, the Nevada County Scooper has learned.
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Mine Shaft and Red Cross Team Up
A recent collaboration between the Western Nevada County Red Cross and the Mine Shaft Saloon has some local citizens scratching their heads.
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