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Area Man Shamelessly Using Inappropriate Google Adwords in Web Articles
A Local man has been adding high value Google Adwords into his articles in order to boost his SEO rating in attempts to boost his website advertising revenue.
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No Looting Reported at Local Koch Industries Check Cashing Service
As tensions rise in Baltimore following the "toilet paper riots of 2015," local authorities have reported no looting at the Koch PayAdvantages™ check cashing service.
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Pet Cougar Makes Cedar Ridge Neighbors Nervous
Residents of the usually quiet and worry free neighbor of Somerset Drive have something to occupy their minds. Their Neighbors have just acquired a pet cougar.
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Naked and Afraid Episode to be Filmed in Nevada City, CA
The popular Discovery Channel docudrama Naked and Afraid will be filming in Nevada City during the summer shooting season.
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Local Activists Propose Arming Deer Populations
Local animal rights advocates announced they are proceeding with a program to "give the animals a fighting chance" by arming them with semi-automatic rifles.
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Traveling Meat Salesman Harasses Grass Valley Neighborhood
Traveling meat salesman Paul Sieben got a negative earful when he went door-to-door attempting to get the residents of Rhode Island Street to buy his meat products.
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Area Hipster Worried Beard Not Long Enough for Sharia Law
Area author Roy Riffle is worried that he will not be able to grow a beard long enough to satisfy the requirements of the inevitable arrival of Sharia Law.
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Outrage: The Union Newspaper Publishing Fake News
The Nevada County Scooper has learned that The Union newspaper is publishing fake news.
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Wherefore Art Thou Golden Chance Bodega?
Those Golden Chance Bodega folks are messing with my brain. They have a lovely 'Open' sign blazing, and yet the front door is locked and I can't get inside.
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Gang of Hoodlums Squatting In Golden Chance Bodega
The Nevada County Scooper has discovered what has been going on behind the locked doors of the Golden Chance Bodega.
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Local Fake Reporter Joins List of Mars-bound Earth Escapees
The Scooper has learned that Nuke Brunswick, an imposter who sometimes writes for a newspaper in another county, has added his name to those bound for Mars.
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Lab Analysis Proves Dollar General Products Are Crap
The Rundex Family Foundation has published a 472 page report which concluded that just about everything Dollar General sells is crap.
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Local Weatherman to Copyright GioEngineering
Nevada County, CA — Local father, Facebook Peeps exile, weather genius and Nyan Cat expert Giovanni Paredes announced early Monday morning that he has filed copyrights and patents for something he is...
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Bigfoot Might Attack New Dollar General Store, Local Researcher Warns
A local researcher has warned that Bigfoot might attack the proposed Alta Sierra Dollar General store if it is developed along highway 49.
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BREAKING: Nevada County Government Website Hacked by ISIS
The Scooper has learned that the mynevadacounty.com website was attacked by a group claiming to be working or sympathetic to the terrorist group ISIS.
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Sierra Buttes to Become Huge Rock Sculpture of African-Americans
Sierra City, CA — Sierra City is about to get on the map, thanks to President Obama. In what may prove a bonanza for local tourism and a boost for racial harmony, President Obama has just signed an...
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NCCA To Build Metal Tool Shed for Steve Enos
The Nevada County Contractors' Association announced Monday night that they plan on erecting a small metal shed in anonymous informant Steve Enos' backyard.
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BriarPatch Employee Enjoys Shopping at Grocery Outlet
BriarPatch employee Nathan Johnson enjoys shopping at the local discount grocery store Grocery Outlet. He can find everything he needs at a reasonable price.
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Oregon To Outlaw Online Facebook Memes
The State of Oregon has declared a Zero Tolerance policy towards memes and this abusive behavior and will regulate the internet as we see fit.
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Special Report: “Preppers” Responsible for California Drought
Tomorrow the FBI will release information that names Preppers as the cause of the California drought.
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