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Steve Enos Reveals Scooper Identities in Anonymous Letter
Steve Enos had another spoiler up his sleeve when he delivered a sealed letter to the Union revealing the identities of the Nevada County Scooper staff.
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Emotions Run High at Alta Sierra Town Hall on Dollar General store
Strong emotions erupted this week at a town hall meeting on a new Dollar General store plan in Alta Sierra.
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Millions of Misguided Muslims Appear at Nevada City, CA Cafe
Total pandemonium is currently ensuing in the tiny tourist town as millions of Islamic people have arrived at the Cafe Mekka in Nevada City.
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Dept. of Defense Stepping Up Local Haldol Chemtrail Efforts
The Department of Defense (DoD), in coordination with several local Internet service providers (ISPs), is stepping up their Haldol Chemtrail efforts.
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USPS Issues Stamps to Commemorate “True” Americans
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has reacted to pressure from more Conservative American organizations to commemorate "True Americans."
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R.L. Crabb Status Page
R.L. Crabb, the Scooper's patron saint and local cartoon legend's current status.
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Spontaneous Flash Mob Breaks Out in Grocery Outlet
A flash mob spontaneously broke out late Wednesday afternoon inside of the Grass Valley, CA Grocery Outlet grocery store.
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Seniors Debate Reporter’s Ethnicity For the Third Night
For the third straight night, are seniors at debated the ethnicity of a KCRA TV News Reporter during the evening broadcast in their community center.
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Area Woman Treats Autism with Coconut Oil
Merrilee Longshoes is convinced that coconut oil can be used to treat, and perhaps cure Autism.
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Area Woman Only Sees Advertisements
An area woman was unable to sort between common advertising banners and the content of the actual article, readers reported on Saturday afternoon.
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Dollar Fur Store To Open In Nevada City, CA
A group of developers announced a plan to open a discount "dollar" animal pelt store in the vacant Alpha Building at the foot of Broad Street in Nevada City, CA.
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Area Racist Accidentally Polite To Asian Waiter
During a rather routine dinner at local restaurant Asian Gardens, Terry Adkinson was accidentally polite to his Asian waiter.
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Yuba River Male Gender, Not Female Study Finds
According to researchers at the influential Rundex Family Foundation in Palo Alto, CA, the three forks Yuba River should be referred to using male adjectives.
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Area Woman Thoughtfully Fondles Eggs
The Scooper caught up with Ms. Williams at the egg stand on her weekly shopping trip for groceries. She was thoughtfully fondling the eggs.
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Government Exploring HAARP Relay Station on Banner Mountain
Sources close to the government have leaked a memo stating that a "relay-like antenna device" might be installed in the important HAARP Banner Mountain location.
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Suspicious USDA Grant Used for “Traffic” Cameras at Dorsey Interchange
The California Department of Transportation has partners with the USDA to secure grants to install so-called "traffic-cams" at the Dorsey Interchange.
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Area Man Uses Tax Refund To Start Anti-Obama Blog
Retired Civil Engineer Jack Ripper announced Monday night that be plans on creating an "anyone but Obama" blog using the credits he received on his 2014 return.
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Local Drug Dealers Aim Lower: Teenager Drug Use “Passé”
Many Nevada County residents have stated that the county's drugged High School population "isn't really news anymore."
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Amateur Astronomer Swears He Spotted the Alien “Black Knight Satellite”
Amateur astronomer Keith Bradenshauer swears he spotted the alien "Black Knight Satellite" using his Meade 16-Inch Telescope on Wednesday night.
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Local Water Activist: Ban and Remove all Private Swimming Pools
A local activist is calling on the Board of Supervisors to enact an emergency ordinance to ban and remove all private swimming pools in Nevada County.
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