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Magic: The Gathering Group Kicked Out of Round Table Pizza
Several juveniles and one 23 year old male were escorted from Round Table Pizza after an argument erupted during their Magic: The Gathering role playing game.
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Man Worrying About Well Accidentally Runs It Dry
A Hidden Valley Road man accidentally ran is well dry after repeatedly testing the volume throughout the day on Sunday.
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Zuckerberg to Put Select Facebook Groups on a “Time Out”
Facebook announced on Wednesday that it will put several Nevada County Facebook Groups on a "time out" until they can get their histrionic behavior under control.
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Teenager Mistakes Pediatric Inhaler for Bong
An area teenager discovered late Thursday night that the bong she was using was not a marijuana water pipe, but rather a pediatric asthma inhaler.
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North San Juan Woman Concerned About Conserving Water
From her North San Juan home, Merrilee Longshoes explained how she became involved in the “use less water” movement.
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Local Chinese Restaurant Offers New Insect Menu
A popular Penn Valley Chinese food eatery began this week offering insect-infested dishes. The most popular one seems to be baby cockroach soup.
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Man Has Extended Argument With Himself on Facebook
An area man with a fake Facebook account had an extended argument with his other fake Facebook account earlier this week when he accused his second "fake" Facebook account of ironically being a fake...
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Area Man Immediately Regrets Picking Up Hitchhikers
Recent Vacaville transplant and painting contractor Tommy Empire of Cedar Ridge immediately regretting picking up three hitchhikers Friday afternoon
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Government to Use Drones for Chemtrail Operations
In a surprise executive order, the Obama Administration announced plans to license and deploy aerial drones to conduct Chemtrail spraying operations.
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After a Long ‘is Typing’ Chat Status, Boss Responds with ‘OK’
After waiting over 5 minutes for his boss to respond to a pressing question, Banner Mountain work-from-home software contractor David L. Cook received a vague 'OK'.
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Co-Worker Enjoys “Outing” Fellow Workers on Facebook
Area technology and amateur wedding DJ Sam Jackson said that he enjoyed reminding people on Facebook that they should be working instead of arguing and goofing off.
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Feds Ban Insecticides in Nevada City to Protect Endangered Giant Roach
Wait! Don't kill that roach. It could be protected. It could be the rare and endangered Gigantic Sierra Nevada Roach recently discovered in Nevada City, CA.
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Banner Mountain Bear Aims to Shame People into Eating Better
According to sources close to the bear, he has stepped up his garbage raiding efforts of unsuspecting homeowners in order to shame them into eating better.
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Scotch Broom to be Planted Along California Highways
Climate change is causing California to reevaluate its position on Scotch broom. This oft maligned plant is now being touted as a valuable environmental asset.
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Mysterious Air Force Space Vehicle Actually a Taco Truck
Grass Valley, CA — The appearance of an apparent long-silvery space vehicle in the downtown Grass Valley, CA Safeway parking lot has been verified as an out-of-town Taco Truck and not a US Air Force...
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NID To Turn Water Off Every Tuesday Until Drought Is Over
The Nevada Irrigation District or NID announced plans to shut off water deliveries every Tuesday until the drought subsides.
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State of Jefferson Supporters Assume Control of Nevada County
A group of mostly State of Jefferson supporters has forcibly assumed control of Nevada County by invading and occupying the Rood Center on Tuesday afternoon.
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Dog in a Hot Summer Car? Here’s What to Do.
The Nevada County Scooper offers these tips if you see a dog driving a car. Remember stay calm and follow these easy steps and everything will be fine.
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Local ACLU to Defend Groups Who Plan to Destroy Local ACLU Office
The ACLU announced that it plans to "rigorously defend" the right of various hate and terrorist groups to burn down its new proposed office headquarters.
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Chevron Exploring “Fracking” Opportunities in Nevada County
Chevron is investigating hydraulic fracturing, or "fracking" as it is more popularly known, in western and eastern Nevada County.
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