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Area Engineer Declares War on Fiction, Reads Only Manuals
People who believe this stuff have serious mental issues. People who push this fakery are both deranged and probably criminals.
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Area Transplant Not Sure if it’s a General Store or Someone’s Kitchen
Recent Vacaville, CA transplant Tommy Empire was not sure if the Iowa Hill, CA general store was actually a grocery store or somebody's kitchen.
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Area Woman Who Says “This Butter Chicken is Authentic” Never Been to India
Angela White is believes that a local restaurant's butter chicken is as good as in India despite having never visited the largely vegetarian Asian country.
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The Top 7 Things Indians Need to Understand About America
As an native-born and now an Indian living in the United States, I have learned a few things about this peculiar culture. I have decided to share them with my homeland friends and family.
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Teenager Informs Family that it is Time to Leave
15 year old Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley abruptly informed his family on Wednesday that he "was ready to go home" from their outing at the Yuba River.
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Scooper on the Street: Cheap Gas
The Scooper wanted to know what Nevada County residents thought of the recent drop in gasoline prices.
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Area Chemtrail Believer Bullied by Math “Thugs“
Mary McAlister seemed surprised that others took issue with her incendiary share of a billboard picture that warned people of the dangers of geoengineering.
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Local Unplugged Musician Reduced to Silence
Local hip-hop musician "JP Cube a.k.a. Lethal Chrome" has been reduced to 45 minutes of silence after attempting to produce an "unplugged" album.
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Local Dickhead Abandons Old Dickhead Ways for a New Dickhead Life with MLM Jesus
Don Vaca has announced that he is giving up his old dickhead ways for a new and reborn dickhead life with Jesus.
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Porn Version of “Left Behind” Less Amusing Than Original
A pornographic version of the popular 2014 Christian end times film Left Behind ironically is less amusing than the film it sets out to mock.
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UFO Caught Sucking Water Out Of California Lake
A local pilot and amateur photographer has shared an exclusive photo with the Nevada County Scooper depicting a UFO hovering over Scotts Flat Lake.
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Local Anarcho-Capitalist Has No Sense of Humor
"And there all all kinds of Anarchists, you see. There's Laissez-faire ones like me, and other ones. Then there's the hippie Anarcho-syndicalists ones. Commune types. Similar, but different than me,"...
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Area Senior Citizen Circles Roundabout For 5 Minutes
An area woman admitted that she spent five minutes driving around Grass Valley’s Roundabout in her 2008 Buick LaSabre after not being able to exit properly.
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Area Woman Injured By Kmart Receipt Pile
Layaway has a new meaning for long time Grass Valley resident Millie Franks after she was nearly smothered under 27 lbs. of Kmart receipts on Saturday.
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Area Man Attempts to Smuggle Butchered Lamb After Vacation
Cedar Ridge, CA resident Pete Johnson was briefly detained by TSA officials when they discovered a whole slaughtered New Zealand lamb in his carry-on luggage.
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Passive-Aggressive Roofing Aims to Indirectly Intimidate Customers
Newly formed Passive-Aggressive Roofing Company hopes to fill that void with a stubbornly hostile, snarky and a resistive attitude towards all customers.
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Kid’s All Night Soda Bender Leads to Groin Punching on Camping Trip
A local family learned the hard way that a steady diet of soda pop and potato chips can have a direct impact on the groin health of fellow camp-mates.
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Vaccines Replaced By Witchcraft
Local anti-vaccine activists and Wicca practitioners have teamed up to prevent childhood vaccinations and treat Autism with Witchcraft.
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Nevada City Considers Allowing Select Neighborhoods to go Fallow
In an effort to attract the valuable Bay Area tourist dollars, the City Council of Nevada City is considering allowing select neighborhoods to go fallow.
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Area Woman Treats Autism with Coconut Oil
Merrilee Longshoes is convinced that coconut oil can be used to treat, and perhaps cure Autism.
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