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Sunday is “Nevada County Fair Tattoo Day”/Free ‘Tat’ Admission
The Nevada County Fair is always looking for new ways to attract participants, and following a Fair-goer survey taken last year, officials decided to appeal to a growing segment of our community that...
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Nevada City Schools to Observe Muslim Holidays
Following the lead of the New York City school system, the nation's largest, the upstart Sierra Nevada foothills community of Nevada City announced that its schools will observe the two most important...
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Area Meat Cutter Has Had It With Chicken Breasts
Area meat cutter Paul Payne is just about out of patience with his customers. He's worked behind the counter as a meat cutter answering locals' questions about fish, meat and poultry for over 17 year....
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Government Exploring HAARP Relay Station on Banner Mountain
Sources close to the government have leaked a memo stating that a "relay-like antenna device" might be installed in the important HAARP Banner Mountain location.
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High School Students Vote to Legalize Weed
A students coalition from the Nevada Union School District have passed straw vote to legalize weed in all schools, school functions and at the local Taco Bell.
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Area Man Washes in Wrong Order in Shower
Cedar Ridge private contractor, family man and dutiful husband Ken Rice accidentally washed himself in the wrong order in the shower early Wednesday morning.
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Man Under 30 Spotted Working in Tea Party Booth
Visitors to the Nevada County Fair were shocked to see a man under the age of 30 attending to people at the local Tea Party Patriots booth. Richard N. Osorio of Penn Valley, CA has volunteered to work...
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Delaney’s Big Adventure, Part I
Scooper Delaney Faris contacted us and began writing stories again, but we still don’t know where he is. What follows is his account (in serial form) of why he dropped off the radar. We’re not sure we...
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Camptonville Man Grows Giant Hairy Cock
Camptonville, CA — Walter Truman is primarily an egg farmer in Camptonville, but in an attempt to make a better layer he also breeds chickens. “None of this GMO stuff,” he explained as he knocked some...
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Government to Use Drones for Chemtrail Operations
In a surprise executive order, the Obama Administration announced plans to license and deploy aerial drones to conduct Chemtrail spraying operations.
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Neighbor Extends Friendship with Large Inedible Zucchinis
Grass Valley resident and home gardener Melba Felder decided it was time to be "neighborly" with the people on her street by sharing her large, overgrown, fibrous and mostly inedible Zucchini squashes...
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R.L. Crabb Apparently Not Dead
After rumor of his untimely and surprising demise, the formerly dead local cartoonist and Scooper patron saint R.L. Crabb is apparently not dead. The Nevada County Scooper learned of this breaking news...
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R.L. Crabb Status Page
R.L. Crabb, the Scooper's patron saint and local cartoon legend's current status.
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Man Carpets Driveway with Afghan Rugs
Neighbors were surprised to see retired Army staff sergeant Brett Chen covering his entire driveway in Afghan rugs, some of the most beautiful and treasured rugs in the world.
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Delaney’s Big Adventure, Part Two
Part 2: After his strange disappearance in New York City, Delaney “Happy Feet” Faris reconnected with The Scooper and filed a series of reports on what happened to him when he didn’t show up for his...
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Tragedy Strikes as Teenager Becomes Separated From iPhone at Fair
Tragedy struck late Saturday afternoon when 16 year old Daniella Bishop of Grass Valley, CA accidentally lost her iPhone 6 just after riding the barf-inducing carnival ride "The Zipper" at the Nevada...
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The Scooper to Crowd-fund Flowers for Fair Volunteers
After learning about the overwhelming response to Free Tattoo Day at the Nevada County Fair, Scooper President Louis "Lou" LaPlante announced on Sunday that 92 year old news mainstay will start a crowd...
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Adult Toy Accidentally Purchased from Salvation Army
Shelly Wagner made an unfortunate discovery Monday afternoon after purchasing a sexual aid she thought was a common household tool at the Salvation Army.
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Area Home Gardener Harvests $7.56 Tomato
Area home gardener Herman M. Dean has been working all summer in his garden and announced to friends and family that he harvested his first tomato. A tomato estimated to cost $7.56 to produce.
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Mysterious Light Beam Photographed Over Nevada City, CA
Several readers have contacted the Nevada County Scooper with reports of a mysterious beam of light emanating from the sky in Nevada City. According to more than one caller, the mysterious beam of...
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