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Infectious KARS4KIDS Jingle Has Middle School In Turmoil
A ubiquitous yet widely unpopular national radio and TV ad jingle has wreaked havoc on Nevada City’s Seven Hills Middle School, where school staff admitted Thursday that the jingle has caused...
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ISIS Invades and Attacks Area Man’s Brain
Mr. Jason Dant, 32, informed his social network "friends" that he intends to enter into "battle" with these forces until liberty and the American Christian way has prevailed.
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Cascade Shores Family Cited For Viking Funeral at Scott’s Flat Lake
A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffer...
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Area Man Arrested for Pot Haul
Moonash, a part-time store clerk living with his band on a property in Alleghany, Sierra County, was arrested on Saturday night just outside of Fallon, Nevada, on US Highway 50 by the Nevada Highway...
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The Top 7 Things Foreign Tourists Need to Understand About America
As an native-born and now an Indian living in the United States, I have learned a few things about this peculiar culture. I have decided to share them with others who might visit America.
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Massive Brawl Breaks Out at Local Starbucks
Tensions ran high on Wednesday morning when a fight broke out between patrons waiting in the Grass Valley Starbucks drive thru. Many who had been waiting for the coffee giant's new offering, a colonic...
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Local Beekeepers Stung in Honey Oil Raid
Members of the Nevada County Nevada County Sheriff’s Narcotics Task Force served a warrant Sunday afternoon at a residence located on Dog Bar Road, locating what was descried as the largest scale...
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Area Scientist Demonstrates High-Tech Levitation
Area man Edward Grant, 63 of Nevada City, CA took his prototype "floating boat" out for a spin on a local lake this past weekend. His boat, the Grand Finale, is a modest 32 foot vessel which has been...
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Ben Franklin Employee Tired of Answering Abortion Questions
Local Ben Franklin checkout clerk Jill Baker is tired of answering Pro-Life and Pro-Choice inquiries from customers. Over a year after the ruling, she is still fielding questions from both conservative...
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Area BMW Driver: “So What If I Drive Like an Asshole? Fuck You.”
Area BMW driver and asshole Don Victors doesn't care what people think of his driving. Mr. Victors, a former Director of Marketing at Adobe Systems and now a "budget web hosting" entrepreneur drives...
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Kangaroo Mob Runs Amok in North San Juan, CA
A mob of kangaroos has escaped from a private ranch on the San Juan Ridge, a remote hippie redneck community in the Sierra Nevada Foothills of Northern California.
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Area Man Regrets Selling Kidney on Black Market
"If I had to do it again, I wouldn't do it," said Mr. Igo. "But I try to watch what I eat and drink. Thank god there was no Facebook back then. All the dumb stuff I did as a kid was before the Internet.
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Koch Brothers Opens PayAdvantages™ Payday Loan Service in Grass Valley
In what Koch Industries is calling a "novel and effective way to give back to local communities," the American mega conglomerate announced late Monday night that it plans on opening one of their...
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Saudis to Purchase Del Oro Theater/Redesign Tower into Islamic Minaret
A group of influential and secretive Saudi investors announced this week that they plan on purchasing the Del Oro Theater located in Grass Valley, CA. As a part of the sale, the current iconic Del Oro...
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An Empty Starbucks: Are Chemtrails to Blame?
An area woman frantically raved all over social media about there being no line at the Grass Valley Starbucks earlier this morning.
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“Grumpy Cat” Copycat in Nevada City [VIDEO]
Internet memes are sprouting like mushrooms in the post-Great Recession boom, and they often make no sense whatsoever. One disturbing trend is taping-selfies; there is no shortage of pandering tapers...
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Obama Proposes “Leper-like” Colonies For Anti-Vaxxers
In a last minute press conference called to address the recent contagious disease outbreaks, President Obama has proposed a solution to deal with the Anti-Vaccination or Anti-Vax movement.
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County Enjoys 4th Straight Day Without a Car Accident
The greater Nevada County area just enjoyed its 4th consecutive day without a single car accident. The stretch of Hwy 49 between Auburn, through Grass Valley, and into Nevada City is a complete mess of...
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No Takers for Free Color Television with Built-In VCR
Nancy Woods of Alta Sierra has found no takers for her free 19 inch color television with built-in VCR after advertising the item on the popular local call KNCO radio show Swap Shop.
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Area Activists Win Wi-Fi Illness Disability Claim
Two North San Juan activists have won a landmark decision in the County Court allowing them to receive disability benefits for something called electromagnetic hypersensitivity or EHS. Merrilee...
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