Mysterious Air Force Space Vehicle Actually a Taco Truck
The appearance of an apparent long-silvery space vehicle in the downtown Grass Valley, CA Safeway parking lot has been verified as an out-of-town Taco Truck and not a US Air Force surveillance device.
View ArticleNevada Prepares for Influx of State of Jefferson Refugees
Officials from the State of Nevada are reporting a new alarming trend, a mass migration to Nevada of residents escaping from the rural California states that are targeted to become the new State of...
View ArticleLocal Researcher: Bend, Oregon Doesn’t Exist
North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Bend,...
View ArticleCannabis Colonic Craze Sweeps Through Nevada County
There is a new trend in town and it has caught fire like a homeless encampment. Cannabis colonics are all the rage and have taken the entire county by storm according to Dr. Ira Nusebaum, Nevada...
View ArticleBilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2016
The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort...
View ArticleDark Truth: Dorsey Drive Interchange to Service New Chemtrail Facility
The Nevada County Scooper has learned that the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is installing a Chemtrail production facility on Highway 49.
View ArticleGrandmother Finally Sends “Selfie” After Text Gibberish
After repeated attempts to send her daughter and granddaughter a "selfie," Mythel Adams of Grass Valley finally managed to send a somewhat coherant message using her new iPhone 6 that her daughter...
View ArticleMega Mosque Planned Next to Local Church
A new "mega mosque" is slated to open next to Twin Cities Church sometime next year, according to developers working on the project.
View ArticleScotch Broom to be Planted Along California Highways
Climate change is causing California to reevaluate its position on Scotch broom. This oft maligned plant is now being touted as a valuable environmental asset.
View ArticleNaughty Biker Brawl Spoils Christmas Toy Run
The 24th annual Nevada County Food & Toy Run was a little more memorable than expected this year for some unlucky participants. Dozens of motorcycle riders never left the Eric Rood Administrative...
View ArticleMan with “I Don’t Call 911” Shirt Has Never Fired a Gun
Mr. Rennie of Grass Valley has never fired as much as water pistol. He likes to talk big on the local Facebook groups about the importance of arming all citizens to protect them, in his words, "from...
View ArticleDept. of Defense Stepping Up Local Haldol Chemtrail Efforts
he Scooper has just learned that the Department of Defense (DoD), in coordination with several Internet service providers (ISPs), is stepping up their Chemtrail efforts to alleviate the acrimony on...
View ArticleTruckee Couple Freezes To Death Awaiting Star Wars Opening
A Truckee, California couple sadly passed away late last night as they sat waiting in the sub-freezing temperatures for the premiere of Star Wars. Bill and Melynda Gates [no relation to Microsoft mogul...
View ArticleArea Woman Thinks News Article Might Be About Her
Area woman Bridget Doggins suspects that an online article might be about her. Ms. Doggins spends a great deal of time on the Internet, especially Facebook. She's been reading various post from local...
View ArticleChildhood Friends Open ‘Two Girls, One Cup Frozen Yogurt’ in Penn Valley
Homegrown childhood friends Louise Albright and Jessica Downery grew up in Western Nevada County and have always discussed opening a business together. This week, the pair announced plans to open what...
View ArticleArea Woman Treats Autism with Coconut Oil
Merrilee Longshoes is concerned about her family’s health. And the health of those in the greater community. Recently she discovered the homeopathic healing qualities of coconut oil after reading...
View ArticleArea Woman to Sell Tin Foil Hats on Etsy.com
Like many others in Nevada County, Merrilee Longshoes is concerned about her family’s health, and how it is being negatively impacted by electromagnetic radiation. EMR is generated by all wireless...
View Article“Victorian Christmas” To Be Renamed “A Charles Dickens Winter Solstice”
Victorian Christmas is a decades-old tradition in Nevada City. It is well-known for its "magical setting of hilly streets outlined with twinkling white lights and authentic gas lamps, wandering...
View ArticleLocal ACLU to Defend Groups Who Plan to Destroy Local ACLU Office
After a recent and successful launch of the Nevada County chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union or ACLU, the organization announced on Wednesday that it plans to "rigorously defend" the right...
View ArticleArea Parking Meter Reader Says Job Fulfilling and Rewarding
If you live in or visit Nevada City chances are you will see Richard Craneum patrolling the streets of the downtown historical district. Craneum has been the city's sole parking meter reader for the...
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