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R.L. Crabb Apparently Not Dead
After rumor of his untimely and surprising demise, the formerly dead local cartoonist and Scooper patron saint R.L. Crabb is apparently not dead. The Nevada County Scooper learned of this breaking news...
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Let Me Tell You About Your Kids, Says Childless Man
Local technology worker Brent Underwood says he's "got the whole kid thing figured out" despite not having any children of his own. Mr. Underwood says he's got a unique understanding of child...
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Wife Divorces Man After He Compares Her to Sarah Palin
Things came to a head this week when Mr. Nicklas, in an attempt to compliment her, told his wife of 19 years that "she looked just like Sarah Palin" prompting Ms. Nicklas to file for a dissolution of...
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Demon Captured at Local Hospital Actually a Kardashian
In an attempt to stay relevant, an unidentified member of the Kardashian family invaded the room of a dying patient dressed as a demon at Sierra Nevada Memorial Hospital earlier this week. In an...
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Local Rooster Inspired by Caitlyn Jenner: Seeks Cow Reassignment
Neighbors surrounding the Ridge Feed and Supply store on Ridge Road learned that the iconic Mascot Chicken is seeking a "Species Re-Assignment" surgery after learning about the trials and tribulations...
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Area Woman Doesn’t Understand Why CPS is at Her House
Grass Valley, CA — Nevada County Child Protective Services (CPS) has visited the home of Grass Valley resident Shelly Wagner for the third time this year. Ms. Wagner, who is a single mom, doesn’t...
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Gangs in America: City Passes Anti-Irish Ordinance
After recent gang violence has threaten the burgeoning, yet fragile Nevada City tourism industry, the city council has passed the nation's first anti-Irish immigration law in almost 120 years.
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Brief: Tinfoil Hats No Longer Effective
Groups of conspiracy theorists and alien watchers have used tinfoil hats to repel both government broadcasts and alien brain waves. Scientists are now finding them to no longer be an effective means of...
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Del Oro Tower to Offer Free WiFi For Grass Valley
The Del Oro theater in Grass Valley, CA and the popular movie streaming service NetFlix™ announced early Thursday that the theater's iconic tower on Mill Street will provide high-speed Internet to the...
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Chemtrail Elites Send Nevada City “a Message”
Sources close to the Department of Defense, NOAA, NASA and C-SPAN have informed the Nevada County Scooper that the recent sighting of local community activist Reinette Senum in Chemtrail form was a...
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Chemtrail Film Festival Coming To Nevada City, CA
The Chemtrail Action Network (CAN) announced the first ever traveling Chemtrail Film Festival coming to Nevada City, CA this January. The film festival, the first of its kind, will be making its first...
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Is Nevada City’s Outside Inn Out or Inside? Finally Settled
After much deliberation, discussion and confusion, Nevada City has decided that the Outside Inn is both In and Outside, which has relieved years of community anxiety. The city was forced to address...
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Area Cashier Not Fired for Licking Cantaloupe
SPD Grocery Store checkout clerk Megan Albright will not be terminated for "taste testing" customer Cantaloupes. Ms. Albright, who has worked for the highly-praised local grocery story for almost a...
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Vaping Stops Chemtrails, Study Says
Local Sierra Super Stop parking lot orator and ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced the discovery of a completely safe and effective method for neutralizing the blanket of chemtrails over...
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Area Man Discovers Chihuahua in Subway Sandwich
The long line at the local Subway Sandwich shop in Grass Valley's Fowler Center came to a brief halt on Friday when area B & C Hardware worker Rick Guzman found a whole, live Chihuahua puppy in his...
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Bilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2016
The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort...
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Teenager Eats Entire Bag of Cough Drops
Local 15-year-old Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley ingested an entire bag of Ricola™ Big Bag Sugar Free Lemon Mint Cough Drops after arriving from home from Nevada Union High School late yesterday...
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California Association of Trial Lawyers Thanks Nevada County for its...
The California Association of Trial Lawyers (CATL) today announced that it had awarded Nevada County a Special Certificate of Appreciation and admitted it to its Hall of Fame.
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Area Office Worker Unsure Why Cheeto Goes Uneaten
Area technology worker and parental advice expert Brent Underwood doesn't understand why no one will eat the last Cheeto® in the break room. The lone puffy snack treat, which has sat in a paper tray...
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UN Study: Your Dog Eats Better than 2 Billion People
Rundex Family Foundation has published a report which finds the majority of American pets eat better and have better healthcare than over 2 billion of Earth's inhabitants.
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