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Area Racist Accidentally Polite To Asian Waiter
During a rather routine dinner at local restaurant Asian Gardens, Terry Adkinson was accidentally polite to his Asian waiter.
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Point/Counterpoint: My Computer Hates Me
Reynaldo M. Rodriguez of Grass Valley, CA thinks his computer hates him, and his computer has something to say about that.
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New Girl Scout Cookies to Address Wage Inequality
This year the Girl Scouts of America have expanded their social outreach to include some of the more pressing issues confronting Women across the world. To accomplish this, the 103 year old...
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“A Chorus Line” Invades Board of Supervisors Meeting
The entire cast of "A Chorus Line" briefly invaded the Board of Supervisors chamber to perform an a heart-wrenching version of their popular "What I Did for Love" to a mostly indifferent, and some...
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Amateur Astronomer Swears He Spotted the Alien “Black Knight Satellite”
Local amateur cryptozoologist, paranormal investigator, SciFi Channel fan and amateur astronomer Keith Bradenshauer of Alta Sierra, CA swears he spotted the illusive "Black Knight Satellite" using his...
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Naked and Afraid Episode to be Filmed in Nevada City, CA
The popular Discovery Channel docudrama Naked and Afraid will be filming in Nevada City during the summer shooting season, the Nevada County Scooper has learned. Filming is set for the July time-frame,...
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Area Boy OK After Shark Attack
Adam Mills, 16, sustained non-life threatening injuries after he was attacked by, in his words, "a really big f'ing shark" while paddle boarding on the iconic Sierra Nevada foothills lake.
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Area Hipster Worried Beard Not Long Enough for Sharia Law
Area author Roy Riffle is worried that he will not be able to grow a beard long enough to satisfy the requirements of the inevitable arrival of Sharia Law.
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Area Drivers Suddenly Respectful to Bicyclists on Roadways
Area drivers have suddenly and unexpectedly been extremely respectful of bicyclists sharing the roads recently. Many believe this may be because of a new law that requires drivers to steer clear, by at...
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Government: Drones for Chemtrail Operations
In a surprise executive order, the Obama Administration announced plans to license and deploy aerial drones to conduct Chemtrail spraying operations.
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Windows Up: Teenager “Revenge Farts” in Car Wash
An argument broke out in a Grass Valley late Sunday when 15 year old Kevin Thomas thought it would be funny to fart just prior to entering a local car wash.
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Nevada City Woman Smudges House
A Nevada City woman has smudged her house in hopes of removing any "bad energy" left by the previous owners. Beverly "Indica" Anderson recently "smudged" her home on Orchard Street after she believed...
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Sheriff Announces Initiative to “Search and Cite” Vegetable Gardens
Following up on last week's decision by the Nevada County Board of Supervisors to enact an urgent ordinance eliminating outdoor marijuana grows, an anonymous tipster contacted the Scooper to disclose...
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Chinese-Branded Peanut Butter Angers Trump Supporter
After discovering a Chinese-branded version of Skippy peanut butter in the Grass Valley, CA Grocery Outlet, area Trump supporter and occasional restaurant racist Terry Adkinson proclaimed to a largely...
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Cascade Shores Family Cited For Viking Funeral at Scott’s Flat Lake
A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffer...
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Supervisors to Recommend Marijuana Cultivators Switch to Tobacco
Following the controversy surrounding last week’s enactment of an ordinance banning outdoor marijuana cultivation, the Nevada County Board of Supervisors is planning to issue a proclamation at its next...
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Man Has Extended Argument With Himself on Facebook
An area man with a fake Facebook account had an extended argument with his other fake Facebook account earlier this week when he accused his second "fake" Facebook account of ironically being a fake...
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North San Juan Resident Can’t Handle the Hectic Pace of Grass Valley
North San Juan resident Shep “The Ship” Walkins says he can't handle the hectic Grass Valley rat race. Walkins has been living up on "The Ridge" for over 32 years and considers himself a local boy.
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Mega Mosque Planned Next to Mega Church
A new "mega mosque" is slated to open next to Twin Cities Church sometime next year, according to developers working on the project.
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Local Unplugged Musician Reduced to Silence
Local hip-hop, dubstep and general techno musician "JP Cube a.k.a. Lethal Chrome" has been reduced to 45 minutes of silence after attempting to produce an "unplugged" album of his most popular songs.
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