Happy Holidays from the Nevada County Scooper, by Thos Nasty
You Like? Please Share. Happy Holidays from the Nevada County Scooper. May your holiday be filled with good cheer and booze. Scooper Related PostsZuckerberg Concerned About the Number of Nevada County...
View ArticleKNCO Swap Shopper Assures Audience that His Tires are “Like New”
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA — During a call to KNCO’s popular sales radio show on Monday, a man selling his set of four Goodyear Wrangler MT/R(r) assured the listening audience that his...
View ArticleThe Nevada County Scooper Presents: Biker Food and Food and Toy Run 2014
You Like? Please Share. The Nevada County Scooper Presents Biker Toy & Food Run 2014 produced by Buck Butaan and Sarah Azura Belou. Every second Saturday in December – rain, snow or shine –...
View ArticleR.L. Crabb Status Page
You Like? Please Share. R.L. Crabb, the Scooper’s patron saint and local cartoon legend is currently: Still Chooglin Updated Daily: GMT, that’s like England Scooper Related PostsR.L. Crabb...
View ArticleLocal Activists Propose Arming Deer Populations
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – Local animal rights advocates announced early Tuesday morning that they are proceeding with a program to “give the animals a fighting chance” by arming them...
View ArticlePet Cougar Makes Cedar Ridge Neighbors Nervous
You Like? Please Share.Cedar Ridge, CA – The residents of the usually quiet, worry free neighbor of Somerset Drive now have something to occupy their minds. Their neighbors, Peter and Jennifer...
View ArticleNevada City Considers Allowing Select Neighborhoods to go Fallow
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – In an effort to “get back to nature” and to attract the valuable Bay Area tourist dollars, the City Council of Nevada City is considering allowing select...
View ArticleLocal Firewood Suppliers: We’re Out of Wood
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – Due to an overwhelming last minute and unexpected rush on firewood, Nevada County firewood suppliers have announced they have completely run out of dry...
View ArticleArea Senior Can No Longer Print
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – Reynaldo M. Rodriguez’s printer has stopped working. Mr. Rodriguez prints “every god-damned email” he gets because he’s afraid he’ll lose it. “I print every...
View ArticleSwap Shop Grandmother Gets No Takers for Free Color Television with Built-In VCR
You Like? Please Share.Alta Sierra, CA – Nancy Woods of Alta Sierra has found no takers for her free 19 inch color television with built-in VCR after advertising the item on the popular local call KNCO...
View ArticleMartin Webb: Lovin’ His Peeps
You Like? Please Share.Never underestimate Martin Webb. A local raconteur, he loves his Nevada County Peeps. Earlier this morning he wrote a lovely holiday poem and posted it on Peeps. We asked him if...
View ArticleASPCA to Nevada County: “No More Dogs For You”
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – Nevada County achieved its latest in a series of dubious “firsts” this week as the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) issued...
View ArticleLocal Chapter of PEPA Prepares for Protest
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – Local members of the group PEPA—Petroleum Energy Preservation Association—are planning a protest this weekend in front of the Grass Valley Kmart on McKnight...
View ArticleArea Man Proclaims Autonomous State Inside Carl’s Jr.
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – Nevada City resident Charles Jones announced his intention on Thursday to create Permanent Autonomous Zone called “La Burgia” in the back corner of the Grass...
View Article“Victorian Christmas” To Be Renamed “A Charles Dickens Winter Solstice”
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – On Friday, the Nevada City Chamber of Commerce announced that beginning next year, the Victorian Christmas events in Nevada City will be renamed to “A Charles...
View ArticleSierra Buttes to Become Site of Huge Rock Sculpture of African-Americans
You Like? Please Share.Sierra City is about to get on the map, thanks to President Obama. Sierra City, CA — In what may prove a bonanza for local tourism and a boost for racial harmony, President Obama...
View ArticleNorth Korean Leader to Vacation in Nevada County
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – Democratic People’s Republic of Korea supreme leader Kim Jong-un announced through a spokesperson that he plans on vacationing in Nevada County this Summer...
View ArticleTrader Joe’s to Nevada County: Please Shut Up
You Like? Please Share.Monrovia, CA/Nevada County, CA– In an unusual press release from the grocery giant, Trader Joe’s Director of Marketing James Washburn has told the citizens of Nevada County to...
View ArticleNorth San Juan Resident Can’t Handle the Hectic Pace of Grass Valley
You Like? Please Share.North San Juan, CA – Longtime “Ridge” resident Shep “The Ship” Walkins says he can’t handle the hectic Grass Valley rat race. Walkins has been living up on “The Ridge” for over...
View ArticleAn Important Message From Scooper President Lou LaPlante
You Like? Please Share.Penn Valley, CA Dear Friends, We were contacted this afternoon by “Edwina Waters” with the NSA. She is a field representative with the SORC/FP (Special Operations Readiness...
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