Nevada County Sheriff Investigates Tainted Santa Treats
You Like? Please Share.North San Juan, CA – Multiple reports of “at least 20″ Nevada County Sheriff’s Office patrol cars from the Rood Center heading up Highway 49 to the San Juan Ridge at around 4 am...
View ArticleThomas Pynchon spotted in Lake of the Pines
You Like? Please Share.Lake of the Pines, CA – Recluse author Thomas Pynchon was spotted lounging on the shores of Lake of the Pines presumably at his lake-side home. It is unclear at this time why he...
View ArticleLake of the Pines Woman Reuses Christmas Tree All Year
You Like? Please Share.Lake of the Pines, CA – Area Woman Margaret Porter reuses her artificial Christmas Tree all year around to celebrate a myriad of festivals and holidays. “It all started a few...
View ArticlePersistent Volunteer Kills Town’s Can-Do Spirit
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – A local woman’s chronic volunteerism is being blamed by townsfolk for robbing them of their initiative and dulling their once notable can-do spirit. Well-known...
View ArticleFoothill Country Dancers to hold “Germaphobe” Contra Dance
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – According to sources close to hopping Nevada County social dance scene, the popular Foothill County Dancers plan to broaden their reach by including a monthly...
View Article“The Sedona Vortex Store” to Open in Vacant Nevada City Building
You Like? Please Share.Sedona, AZ – In an effort to expand its “brand” outside the city limits, the popular New Age, Native American and Crystal purveyor The Sedona Vortex is considering opening a...
View ArticleArea Man Attempts to Navigate Wife’s Purse
You Like? Please Share.Cedar Ridge, CA – Recent Vacaville, CA transplant Tommy Empire attempted to search for his car keys in his wife’s purse on Saturday with no success. “I couldn’t find the damn...
View ArticleScoopito: Jeff Pelline Announced As New Copy Editor for The Union
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – After an exhaustive recruitment campaign that lasted literally most of last Thursday afternoon, The Union newspaper announced on Monday that Jeff Pelline, the...
View ArticlePenn Valley Residents Urging Carry and Conceal Plastic Bag Ordinance
You Like? Please Share.Penn Valley, CA – In an astonishing, and what some are calling a reactionary turn of events, citizens of the quiet, conservative census-designated town of Penn Valley are asking...
View ArticleArea Man Shamelessly Using Inappropriate Google Adwords in Web Articles
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – A local man has been adding high value Google Adwords into his articles to boost his Search Engine Optimization or SEO rating in attempts to boost his website...
View ArticleEasy Bake Oven Thwarted by LED Light Bulb Temperature
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA — Warren Grant of Nevada City became agitated on Wednesday when his daughter’s Christmas Gift, a “retro” Kenner Easy Bake Oven, failed to cook the small-batch...
View ArticleScooper Drone Over Nevada City
You Like? Please Share. Scooper Drone Over Nevada City, no birds or property hurt. No shots fired. 2013 Goblin 770 drone. Flight time 3 minutes, 30 seconds. Top Speed 160mph. Altitude 6000ft. GoPro...
View ArticleLocal Fake Reporter Joins List of Mars-bound Earth Escapees
You Like? Please Share.Downieville, CA– The Nevada County Scooper has learned that Nuke Brunswick, an imposter who sometimes writes for a newspaper in another county, has added his name to those bound...
View ArticleOutrage: The Union Newspaper Publishing Fake News
You Like? Please Share. Grass Valley, CA – The Nevada County Scooper has learned that The Union newspaper, a publication that prides itself on 150 years of tradition and a 92-year-old battle with the...
View ArticleCounty Government Worker Disappointed He’s not a 1%-er Yet
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – Upon realizing that his $220,000 plus compensation package falls shy of enlisting him in the ranks of the famed “1%-ers,” a local Nevada County government...
View ArticleArea Hardware Store Employee Avoids Eye Contact
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA — Rick Guzman has been working in hardware for almost 9 years and has become an expert at avoiding customer eye contact. “That’s the trick, you see. You have to...
View ArticleArea Man Who Says “Wine Good for the Heart” on His 4th Cocktail
You Like? Please Share.Alta Sierra, CA – Local retiree Sal Smith announced to his visiting family over the holidays that “a glass of red wine is good for your heart,” as he consumed his 4th New Years...
View ArticleNew Years Resolution Thwarted By Canal Gate
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – Burt Bowles is fed up with fatphobia. Trying to live up to his New Year’s resolution to lose weight, Bowles, of Nevada City, decided to take a walk along the...
View ArticleVaccines Replaced By Witchcraft
You Like? Please Share.San Juan Ridge, CA – In what some are hailing as a breakthrough in the movement, local anti-vaccine activists and Wicca practitioners have teamed up to prevent childhood...
View ArticleLocal Parent to School: Whooping Cough and Measles “Good for the Herd”
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – Lisa Fellows has two children at Yuba River Charter School. William, aged 10, and Betsy, aged 13. She home-schooled both of them until they were 8, and then she...
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