Juice Diet Threatens Marriage
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA — Russ Feingold of Grass Valley is worried about the state of his marriage after starting a new all-juice diet. His wife of 18 years, Beth Feingold, saw a...
View ArticleLocal Entrepreneur Thwarted by DSL
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – Nevada County Home Business “Shake It Well” came to a screeching halt on Sunday night when Bob and Danni Schlozmeyer’s DSL went down. “This happens a lot,”...
View ArticleSalman Rushdie Concerned About Local Newspaper
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – Given the recent attack on the French Magazine Charlie Hebdo by Islamic militants which killed 12 people, famous and formerly in hiding author Salman Rushie...
View ArticleHoly Satire Wars Breakout Across the Internet
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – As we slip into this new year the world has taken a sudden and dark turn into a not so unexpected trend, the religious fueled holy wars directed towards...
View ArticlePetition To Rename Town “Nevada Fucking City” Approved
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – A petition to change Nevada City’s name to “Nevada Fucking City” has garnered enough signatures from residents to put the question to voters in the next...
View ArticleNew Auburn Costco Announces Shuttle Schedule
You Like? Please Share.Auburn, CA – Costco Wholesale Corporation announced a new Nevada County “Shop Shuttle” service schedule Thursday that will provide an easy way for locals to shop at the new North...
View ArticleDepartment of Defense Experimenting with Fluoride Chemtrails
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – In an effort to improve oral health, the United States Department of Defense (DoD) is considering expanding its current and unsuccessful PZ-11X1 and PS-09B3...
View Article“Welcome to Penn Valley” Flyers Aim to Keep Visitors In Line
You Like? Please Share.Penn Valley, CA – Penn Valley citizens, business owners and community activists have come together to create a “Know How to Act Good in Penn Valley” flyer designed to educate...
View ArticleThis New Plastic Bag Ban is Making You Crazy
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, California – The plastic bag wars have begun. As Jefferson Davis once wrote: “If the Plastic Bag Ban falls, there should be written on its tombstone: Died of a...
View ArticleNew Girl Scout Cookies to Raise Social Awareness
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – It’s that time again, time for Girl Scout Cookie sales. Just when you thought you were safely on your New Years diet, you starting getting the phone calls...
View ArticleScooper Follow Up: Rick Guzman, Shy Hardware Guy
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – The Scooper is following up with last week’s article on Mr. Rick Guzman at a local hardware store. When we last spoke with him, he was discussing the many...
View ArticleTruckee Forest Hospital’s Ethical Woes Encourages Area Spouses
You Like? Please Share.Truckee, CA – Truckee area spouses of all genders are encouraged by recent ethical issues plaguing 60-year-old+, rural Tahoe Forest Hospital. “I think this is fantastic news,”...
View ArticleCamptonville Man Grows Giant Hairy Cock
You Like? Please Share.Camptonville, CA – Walter Truman is primarily an egg farmer in Camptonville, but in an attempt to make a better layer he also breeds chickens. “None of this GMO stuff,” he...
View ArticleNevada County Bag Ban Redux
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, California – Oh for Christ’s sake, how much more stupid can this get? Today we attended grocery services at the hallowed Grass Valley downtown Safeway, and one of...
View ArticleThe Nevada County Scooper Celebrates the Wild and Scenic Film Festival
You Like? Please Share. The Nevada County Scooper Celebrates the Wild and Scenic Film Festival, presented by photojournalist Sarah Azura Belou. Delve into the world of population control, smart-meter...
View ArticleLocal Weatherman to Copyright GioEngineering
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – Local father, Facebook Peeps exile, weather genius and Nyan Cat expert Giovanni Paredes announced early Monday morning that he has filed copyrights and...
View ArticleThe Lou LaPlante Story: Every town has its secrets
You Like? Please Share. The Lou LaPlante Story, produced by Buck Butaan. Every town has its secrets. Autodidact Louis “Lou” LaPlante was born on the bayou after the war, his father killed in action in...
View ArticleRival Deer Found in Grass Valley Front Yard
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – This morning a local reader of The Nevada County Scooper spotted a group of deer congregating in the front yard of the Swan Levine House, a Grass Valley Bed...
View ArticleArea Family Implements New Facebook Platform in Home
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – In an unprecedented move a local Nevada City family has voted to integrate an oddly 21st century set of house rules. Last month at the weekly household meeting...
View ArticleScooper Review: Orgone Chem-Scrubber
You Like? Please Share. Rating: 12 of 10 Stars — The recent surge in awareness of the growing danger in our skies of Geoengineering, aka Chemtrails, has prompted a serious health concern amongst the...
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