Woman Hides from Jehovah’s Witnesses
You Like? Please Share.La Barr Meadows, CA — Local work-from-home woman Stephanie Aldleson has successfully avoided the 5th attempt of the Jehovah’s Witnesses to give her the Good News. “Fortunately, I...
View ArticleDisneyland to Offer Vaccinations
You Like? Please Share.Anaheim, CA – The happiest place on Earth is about to get vaccinated. Following recent reports of multiple Measles outbreaks at Disneyland, officials at the resort decided to...
View ArticleDowntown Safeway Considers the Final Solution
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley — An exasperated Safeway management team has exercised a little known tool in the Safeway corporate rule book. Known by company insiders as the “final solution,” a...
View ArticleR.L. Crabb Status Page
You Like? Please Share. R.L. Crabb, the Scooper’s patron saint and local cartoon legend is currently: Quoting Bertolt Brecht — “Hungry man, reach for the book: It is a weapon.” Updated Daily: GMT,...
View ArticleRelative Pitches MLM Beachbody to Family
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA — In the middle of dinner on Sunday night, local Rough and Ready workout-a-holic Rose Lee tested a Beachbody success pitch on her immediate Family. Beachbody...
View ArticleNevada City Millennial Pretends to Read James Joyce’s Ulysses
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – Millennial Brent Underwood pretended to read Ulysses Ulysses during his lunch break at a local technology firm on Wednesday. “I really don’t like this,”...
View ArticleHousehold a Hotbed of Machiavellian Maneuvers During Chore Time
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – Children across America are unwittingly, and in some cases deliberately, engaging Machiavellian maneuvers during chore time to offload their chores to other...
View ArticleStormGate: National Weather Service Partners with Walmart to Promote Sales
You Like? Please Share.Silver Spring, MD – The National Weather Service (NWS) is in collusion with Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. to hype bad weather reports in order to increase emergency supply sales,...
View ArticleNew Nevada County ACLU Chapter to Continue to Ignore the 2nd Amendment
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – With the announcement of a new Nevada County chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union starting up (see below), local supporters are adamant that the new...
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Area Family Implements New Facebook Platform in Home
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – In an unprecedented move a local Nevada City family has voted to integrate an oddly 21st century set of house rules. Last month at the weekly household meeting...
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Local Business Launches First Farm to Mouth to Toilet Restaurant
You Like? Please Share.North San Juan, CA – The burgeoning farm to table movement has a new partner, and a new North San Juan restaurant has extended movement by adding the septic process to the entire...
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ASPCA to Nevada County: “No More Dogs For You”
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – Nevada County achieved its latest in a series of dubious “firsts” this week as the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) issued...
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“N” Word Conundrum in the South County
You Like? Please Share.Lake of the Pines, CA – Cece Kyenge, a foreign exchange student from Ghana attending Forest Lake Christian High School in Lake of the Pines prides herself on her English language...
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Local Pharmacy & Chemtrails Responsible for Flu Outbreak
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – The popular family-owned Spring Hill Pharmacy has colluded with Beale Air Force Officials to produce the recent influenza outbreak in Western Nevada County,...
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Area Man Washes in Wrong Order in Shower
You Like? Please Share.Cedar Ridge, CA – Cedar Ridge private contractor, family man and dutiful husband Ken Rice accidentally washed himself in the wrong order in the shower early Wednesday morning,...
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Local Man Accidentally Hits Share Button on Adult Web Site
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA — A local 32 year old Grass Valley man has accidentally hit a “share” button on the popular pornography site “assablanca.com.” “Well, that was embarrassing,”...
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ISIS Training Ground Busted Up At Nevada County State Park
You Like? Please Share.North Bloomfield, CA — After a two month investigation of a remote abandoned mine cave, local authorities in cooperation with Federal law enforcement have broken up an elaborate...
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Local Middle Class Family Creates $12 Million GoFundMe Campaign
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – The average middle-class American Day Family of Grass Valley made the bold and unprecedented move on Wednesday to start a $12 Million “GoFundMe” campaign to...
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Area Man Uses Tax Refund To Start Anti-Obama Blog
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – Local retired Colonel and Civil Engineer Jack Ripper announced late Monday night that be plans on creating an “anyone but Obama” blog using the generous tax...
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Helicopter Parents Repelled with Real Helicopters
You Like? Please Share.Beale Air Force Base – Helicopter gunships from Beale Air Base were dispatched this morning to streets just outside the city limits of Nevada City to quell an insurgent uprising...
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