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Busted ISIS Cell Praised New Costco Auburn, CA Documents Reveal
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – Documents obtained by the Nevada County Scooper following the recent bust of a local ISIS sleeper cell reveal that the terrorist group was pleased that a...
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Local Woman Quits Gym for Fear She’ll Look Like Starla
You Like? Please Share.Roseville, CA – In January and February, gyms always see an influx of new members fulfilling their short lived New Year’s resolutions to live a healthier more active life. Most...
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Local Rooster Inspired by Bruce Jenner: Seeks Cow Reassignment
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – Neighbors surrounding the Ridge Feed and Supply store on Ridge Road learned that the iconic Mascot Chicken is seeking a “Species Re-Assignment” surgery after...
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Fiber Internet Promises Faster Crap/More Services
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – Yesterday’s announcement by local success story Spiral Internet that it will be providing Fiber Optic Internet with speeds of up to 1 Gigabit per minute was...
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Jenny McCarthy To Speak Locally About Child Vaccinations
You Like? Please Share. Free events tentatively scheduled at the Briar Patch Community Room in Grass Valley Saturday February 7th at 10:30 AM, 1:00PM and 2:30PM Books and autographs available for sale...
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Amateur Canadian Comedy Troupe To Pay Tribute to Scooper
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – The touring version of the Chicago-based, comedy troupe The Second City is traveling to Nevada City in hopes of getting autographs and inspiration from their...
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Teenager Eats Entire Bag of Cough Drops
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – Local 15 year old Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley ingested an entire bag of Ricola™ Big Bag Sugar Free Lemon Mint Cough Drops after arriving from home from Nevada...
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Teenage Boy Opens Refrigerator for the 14th Time in an Hour
You Like? Please Share. Grass Valley, CA — 15-year-old Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley, CA has opened his family’s refrigerator for the 14th time in the past hour for no apparent reason. “I keep telling...
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Obama Proposes “Leper-like” Colonies For Anti-Vaxxers
You Like? Please Share.Washington D.C. – In a last minute press conference called to address the recent measles outbreak, President Obama has proposed a solution to deal with the Anti-Vaccination or...
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Plastic Bag Ban Threatens Garbage Patch Vortex, Organizer Says
You Like? Please Share.Nevada County, CA – “A location of great historical significance is at risk, and its blood will be on Nevada County’s hands.” This was the stern warning issued today by the Great...
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Busted: Local Newspaper Written by Single Reporter
You Like? Please Share.Grass Valley, CA – The Scooper has learned that the 150 year old-ish Grass Valley-based Newspaper The Union is written, edited, administered and published by a single reporter...
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R.L. Crabb Status Page
You Like? Please Share. R.L. Crabb, the Scooper’s patron saint and local cartoon legend is currently: Apparenly is alive and was injured by a Yakuza sniper’s bullet Updated Daily: GMT, that’s like...
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Supervisors Declare Ranch Dressing Official Condiment
The Nevada County Board of Supervisors unanimously voted on Monday to make Ranch Dressing the official condiment of Nevada County.
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Black Vehicles Show Caring Side of the Grass Valley Police
Police supporters point out that the dark, foreboding "vibe" of the new vehicles is really an attempt to show the caring side of local law enforcement.
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Nevada City Launches “How to be Conscious of Your Actions” Tourism Campaign
After months of deliberation, planning and passive-aggressive city council meetings, Nevada City has finally settled on a new slogan to entice tourist dollars to the quaint Sierra foothills community.
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Alta Sierra Man Swears He Spotted Bigfoot
Keith Bradenshauer of Alta Sierra swears he spotted Bigfoot Saturday night along Norlene Drive on his way back from making a payment on his Check Cashing Service advance.
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People Have Chemtrail Breath Local Researcher Claims
A North San Juan man has completed an exhaustive Internet study to reveal that humans have something called "Chemtrail Breath."
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Locals and Flatlanders Face Off in a Competition for Shittiest Drivers
In another terse “locals” against “transplants” debate, the Nevada County Facebook community pages have been heating up over which faction is doing all of the shitty driving in the area, and now the...
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Single Artsy Professional Woman, Likes Travel, Non-Creepy Men
After being single for only 20 minutes, esteemed Scooper photojournalist, Sarah Azura Belou, decided she had been alone long enough and joined a popular online dating website.
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Starbucks™ Brewing Up New Coffee Colonic Service
Starbucks™ Corporation announced late Friday that it plans to augment its extensive line of coffee, teas and snacks with a new colonic/enema health care option.
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