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Department of Defense Stepping Up Local Haldol Chemtrail Efforts
he Scooper has just learned that the Department of Defense (DoD), in coordination with several Internet service providers (ISPs), is stepping up their Chemtrail efforts to alleviate the acrimony on...
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Area Man Shamelessly Using Inappropriate Google Adwords in Web Articles
A local man has been adding high value Google Adwords into his articles in order to boost his SEO rating in attempts to boost his website advertising revenue.
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Blackwater To Provide Security For Local Electronics Company
An area high-tech business has hired the security firm Blackwater to protect its assets and inventory that can no longer fit within the secure perimeters of the company's property.
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Area Man Not Sure Where Brussels Is
As the world is trying to understand the recent terror attacks in Europe, an area man admitted to his waiter in the Asian Gardens Chinese Restaurant that he has no idea where Brussels is. Terry...
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Area Man Proclaims Autonomous State Inside Carl’s Jr.
Nevada City resident Charles Jones announced his intention to create Permanent Autonomous Zone called "La Burgia" in the back corner of the Grass Valley, CA Carl's Jr. restaurant.
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Area Chemtrail Believer Bullied by Math “Thugs“
Mary McAlister seemed surprised that others took issue with her incendiary share of a billboard picture that warned people of the dangers of geoengineering.
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Pit Bull Bites Disabled Tennis Player’s Hand Off
Professional disabled tennis player Arthur Flausterman was attacked by a ball-happy pit bull that snatched a ball – and Flausterman’s left hand – off his arm.
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Elementary School To Create Gender-Neutral Restrooms
The controversial debate has now hit home right here in Nevada County. Sierra Charter Elementary School has agreed to pilot the country's first "transgender restroom program."
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High School Students Vote to Legalize Weed
A students coalition from the Nevada Union School District have passed straw vote to legalize weed in all schools, school functions and at the local Taco Bell.
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Hackers Install Porn onto Automated Grocery Checkout
A local hacker group calling themselves the 420 Knights successfully installed adult videos onto area Safeway self-checkout machines. The group, which tool responsibility for the act yesterday via a...
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Colo-rectal Cancer Forces Cruz Out Of GOP Race
In a press conference on the front steps of Houston Methodist Hospital, a visibly shaken Jeff Roe announced that presidential hopeful, Ted Cruz has been required, on doctors orders, to drop out of the...
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Traffic on Highway 49 Blocked by Bounce House
Local child entertainment specialist and owner of Big Giggles Bounce Houses Jerry Dodge, parked his Ford Econoline 350 van just south of Lime Kiln Road and inflated one of his Bounce Houses in the...
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Lincoln Loved Kittens and Bacon, Asserts Local Pandering Internet Blogger
Facing dwindling numbers due to recent inappropriate comments, a local blogger "upped the ante" on Thursday afternoon by claiming that President Lincoln was fond of both kittens and bacon.
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Area Wicca Practitioners Replace Vaccines with Witchcraft
In what some are hailing as a breakthrough in the movement, local anti-vaccine activists and Wicca practitioners have teamed up to prevent childhood vaccinations and treat Autism with Witchcraft.
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Obama Proposes “Leper-like” Colonies For Anti-Vaxxers
In a last minute press conference called to address the recent contagious disease outbreaks, President Obama has proposed a solution to deal with the Anti-Vaccination or Anti-Vax movement.
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Nevada City Charter School Stunned by Syphilis Outbreak
Bewildered Yuba River Charter School (YRCS) administrators revealed on Thursday that nearly half of their middle school population has contracted the somewhat archaic sexually-transmitted disease of...
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Study: Coast 2 Coast AM Listeners Fall Asleep In The First Hour
The popular late-night paranormal/conspiracy radio show Coast To Coast A.M (C2CAM) has been the subject of an FCC-sponsored study by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation.
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Area Woman Has Longest Hyphenated Name in USA
Area lawyer Katherine Lucy-Elizabeth Tatum-Stonehousefelder says she has the longest hyphenated name in the United States. Ms. Tatum-Stonehousefelder, 31 of Nevada City, is a family law attorney who...
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Nevada City Man Arrested at Trump Event Released on Bail
Willow Sunblaze of Nevada City, CA was arrested at GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump's New York City rally. He has since been released after posting his $40,000 bond in cash.
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Sierra Nevada Mushroom Identification Forum Under Scrutiny from FDA
The popular Sierra Nevada Mushroom Identification Forum on Facebook is under the Federal Government's microscope after several Nevada County participants became "disoriented and started tripping" after...
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