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Area Woman Thoughtfully Fondles Eggs
The Scooper caught up with Ms. Williams at the egg stand on her weekly shopping trip for groceries. She was thoughtfully fondling the eggs.
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Let Me Tell You About Your Kids, Says Childless Man
Local technology worker Brent Underwood says he's "got the whole kid thing figured out" despite not having any children of his own. Mr. Underwood says he's got a unique understanding of child...
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Area Man with 17 Bumper Stickers Can’t Fit One More
Nevada City resident Toby "Doob" Carnevale has no trouble telling you what's on his mind. And he does so on the back of his 2009 Toyota Prius where he has 17 bumper stickers attached. Mr. Carnevale has...
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Kangaroo Mob Runs Amok in North San Juan, CA
A mob of kangaroos has escaped from a private ranch on the San Juan Ridge, a remote hippie redneck community in the Sierra Nevada Foothills of Northern California.
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Stoners™ “Munchery” To Open in Grass Valley
The nation's first restaurant dedicated to the burgeoning "impulse munchie" market is opening in the Sierra Nevada Foothills town of Grass Valley, CA. The new chain called Stoners™ which is new...
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Department of Defense Experimenting with Fluoride Chemtrails
The DoD is expanding its current PZ-11X1 and PS-09B3 chemtrail distribution programs by adding aerosolized fluoride into its disbursement systems.
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Soul Kitchen Closes, Saying Penn Valley Not a Good Fit
Penn Valley's Angel's Soul Kitchen restaurant is apparently dead on arrival. The newly-opened 'Soul Kitchen' felt obliged to shut its doors after only 24 minutes of operation. There may be hope, however.
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Pet Cougar Makes Cedar Ridge Neighbors Nervous
Residents of the usually quiet and worry free neighbor of Somerset Drive have something to occupy their minds. Their Neighbors have just acquired a pet cougar.
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Area Cat Ingests Meth Stash/Kills Owners
A North Church Street cat accidentally ingested an entire stash of methamphetamine late this week and went on a murderous rampage. After eating what authorities claim was a small amount of "Biznack,"...
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New Study: Chemtrails Are Great For Your Complexion
At Sierra Community College in Grass Valley, CA, science student Sandra Willis has made an ironic discovery about the utility of chemtrails: they are great for you're complexion. Sandra Willis'...
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Area Woman Has Trouble Gathering Wood in Yoga Pants
Area woman Jessica Milton admitted to the Nevada County Scooper that she found chopping and collecting wood a challenge while wearing yoga pants. The 26 year old Penn Valley, CA native has been...
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1,500,000 Gallons Of Sewage Spews Into Local Lake
The Lake Wildwood community, a private gated community with a private lake in western Nevada county, received more than they bargained for when county workers, by order of the Nevada County Board of...
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Local Realtors Brawl Over Property Deal
The Nevada County Sheriff and EMT’s were summoned this afternoon to a south Nevada County home. 911 operators received a report of a domestic disturbance from the frantically distressed homeowners.
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New Union Publisher To Fight ‘Promotion’ From Vail to Grass Valley
The 150 year old Union newspaper of Grass Valley revealed the identity of their new publisher on Wednesday, confirming that industry veteran and soft rock aficionado, Don Rogers, currently of the Vail...
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Area Town to Hire Dirty Harry
The quaint gold rush town of Nevada City has hired rogue San Francisco policeman Harry Callahan to patrol the troubled town's crime-ridden streets.
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Local Admissions and Outreach Director Drinks Kombucha, Still Feels Empty Inside
She, unfortunately, failed to feel the immediate effects of its probiotic properties, and loses faith in her ability to accurately discern colors at this point in time.
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Feds Ban Insecticides in Nevada City to Protect Endangered Giant Roach
Wait! Don't kill that roach. It could be protected. It could be the rare and endangered Gigantic Sierra Nevada Roach recently discovered in Nevada City, CA.
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Area Man Washes in Wrong Order in Shower
Cedar Ridge private contractor, family man and dutiful husband Ken Rice accidentally washed himself in the wrong order in the shower early Wednesday morning.
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Alta Sierra Man Swears He Spotted Bigfoot
Keith Bradenshauer swears he spotted Bigfoot Saturday night along Norlene Dr. on his way back from making a payment on his Check Cashing Service advance.
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Locals Patch Street Potholes with Pot
Nevada City residents have grown tired of waiting for the city to repair the roadway and recently decided to take matters into their own hands. They did this by planting a serious of marijuana plants...
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