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Family’s Use of Refrigerator Poetry Magnets Reveals Deep Discontent
What started out as a playful refrigerator game with the intention of increasing the family's language acumen, has revealed deep angst and discontent inside a local Nevada City family.
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Job Seeker Uses Snapchat During Job Interview
Local job-seeking Millennial Deborah Williams failed to land a job at a high-profile digital video company Tuesday after she insisted on answering the interviewer's questions with Snapchat pictures.
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Point/Counterpoint: My Computer Hates Me
Reynaldo M. Rodriguez of Grass Valley, CA thinks his computer hates him, and his computer has something to say about that.
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Man Driving Used Police Car: Why Do People Treat Me Weird?
People have been driving strangely around Hank Snow after the Grass Valley handyman purchased a surplus Crowne Victoria Police car.
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Cascade Shores Family Cited For Viking Funeral at Scott’s Flat Lake
A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffer...
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People Have Chemtrail Breath Local Researcher Claims
A North San Juan man has completed an exhaustive Internet study to reveal that humans have something called "Chemtrail Breath."
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Nevada County First in the Nation to Fine Dog Owners for Dog Poop
In a move that might set a precedent for the nation, the Nevada County Board of Supervisors unanimously approved an ordinance last Tuesday that will fine residents $100 if their uncollected dog feces...
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Richard Simmons Found Not Dead In L.A.
Richard Simmons, the 67 year old fitness guru known for his "sweating to the oldies" workout videos, has been found alive.
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McDonald’s Testing All-You-Can-Eat French Fries in Grass Valley
The Grass Valley McDonald's announced that it will be testing an "all-you-can-eat" French Fry bar starting on April 28th.
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Police Pursue Driver With Oversized Korn Sticker
A 32-year-old, fifth generation Grass Valley man was arrested late earlier this week after a 6-mile, 55 mph with a coordinated and joint pursuit between the Nevada County Sheriff and the Grass Police...
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Mormon Church Group Protests Local Nudist Resort
A group of Mormons assembled in front of Zen’s Metaphysical Hideaway, in Grass Valley. ZMH, as it is known to patrons, is a clothing optional resort that allows people to bare it all and give the...
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Teenage Boy Opens Refrigerator for the 14th Time in an Hour
15-year-old Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley, CA has opened his family's refrigerator for the 14th time in the past hour for no apparent reason.
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Local Business Launches First Farm to Mouth to Toilet Restaurant
The burgeoning farm to table movement has a new partner, and a new North San Juan restaurant has extended movement by adding the septic process to the entire dining experience.
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Area BMW Driver: “So What If I Drive Like an Asshole? F*ck You.”
Area BMW driver and asshole Don Victors doesn't care what people think of his driving. Mr. Victors, a former Director of Marketing at Adobe Systems and now a "budget web hosting" entrepreneur drives...
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Missing Psych Ward Patient Found Working As Local DJ
Nevada County mental health officials working with local law enforcement said they've located escaped psych ward patient James E. Stanley working as a night DJ at the Nevada City, CA-based community...
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Stephen King Spotted at Local Grocery Outlet
American author of contemporary horror, supernatural fiction, suspense, science fiction, and fantasy Stephen King was spotted this weekend shopping at the popular discount supermarket Grocery Outlet.
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Area Chemtrail Protest Fails to Notice Giant Cloud Penis
During a chemtrail protest that took place on the Brunswick Road overpass in Grass Valley's Glenbrook Basin, a group of anti-geoengineering activists failed to notice a gigantic cloud penis in the...
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Scooper on the Street: What Does Oriental Taste Like?
The Nevada County Scooper was curious on what "Oriental" Top Ramen tasted like. So we asked a few grocery store customers for their opinion on this popular flavor.
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Adult Toy Accidentally Purchased from Salvation Army
Shelly Wagner made an unfortunate discovery Monday afternoon after purchasing a sexual aid she thought was a common household tool at the Salvation Army.
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Area Psychic/Remote Viewer Sees Nothing Interesting
Area clairvoyant, spirit channeller and "remote viewer" Nico Mooney admitted to his friends this past week that he can indeed remote view phenomena all around the world, however what he sees is boring...
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