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Area Woman Woman Launches Gluten-Free Singles Site
Nevada City resident and chemtrail clothing entrepreneur Ardwelia Kushborn took matters into own hands this past week and launched GlutenFreeSingles.com, which she described as "a place where...
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KVMR DJ Falls Asleep During Radio Broadcast
A KVMR broadcaster accidentally fell asleep during her overnight Native American flute show American Timbres which broadcasts from 2am to 5am. Around 3:30am listeners reported that the popular local...
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Grass Valley Chamber of Commerce to Serve Liquor
Seeking to expand revenues and create a place where the local "good old boys" can hang out, the Grass Valley Chamber of Commerce announced plans to convert the headquarters into a full-service bar.
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Area Cloud Seeder Hoping for a Chemtrail Promotion
The former Navy Pilot and current cloud seeding captain of a Evergreen 747 based out of Beale Air Force base, has been eyeing the coveted Chemtrail Captain position ever since he joined Evergreen's...
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Teenager Breaks New Cell Phone After 3 Days
3 days after receiving his new Samsung Galaxy mobile phone, complete with an Otterbox case, 15 year old Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley, CA somehow managed to crush the touchscreen into oblivion.
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Anti-Hillary Group Wishes Wives Would “Let It Go”
The local chapter of the anti-Hillary Clinton group "All Against Hillary," or AllAH, spent the majority of time complaining about their wives' inability to stop dredging up past problems.
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Local Middle Class Family Creates $12 Million GoFundMe Campaign
Grass Valley, CA — The average middle-class American Day Family of Grass Valley made the bold and unprecedented move on Wednesday to start a $12 Million “GoFundMe” campaign to help pay the costs of...
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Area Man Shamelessly Using Inappropriate Google Adwords in Web Articles
A local man has been adding high value Google Adwords into his articles in order to boost his SEO rating in attempts to boost his website advertising revenue.
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Flying Girl Caught on Camera in Sierra County [VIDEO]
The Nevada County Scooper has obtained an incredible video that depicts what appears to be a supernatural event. In a mobile phone video supplied by James L. McKnight of Grass Valley, CA, what appears...
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Area Woman Cashes in on Chemtrail Clothing Craze
Ardwelia Kushborn established her company Signal Shield in the summer of 2011 to provide, in her words, "an innovative line of protective clothing designed for today's conscious consumer."
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Local Art Theater to Feature Bidet Seating
Nevada City's Magic Theater announced today that it has installed the world's first "bidet-style seating" to accommodate popular "eliminate now" trend.
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Teenager Pleads to have “Internet Back”
13 minutes after having his Internet connection turned off as a form of punishment, teenager Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley, CA emerged from his room demanded that it be turned back on.
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Area Boy OK After Shark Attack
Adam Mills, 16, sustained non-life threatening injuries after he was attacked by, in his words, "a really big f'ing shark" while paddle boarding on the iconic Sierra Nevada foothills lake.
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R.L. Crabb Status Page
R.L. Crabb, the Scooper's patron saint and local cartoon legend's current status.
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Driver-less Vehicle Halts Grass Valley Traffic
A Google self-driving car caused a traffic jam in Grass Valley over the weekend. A Google engineer decided to try out the new driver-less car in this area to, as he explains, “put it through the paces...
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Local Rooster Inspired by Caitlyn Jenner: Seeks Cow Reassignment
Neighbors surrounding the Ridge Feed and Supply store on Ridge Road learned that the iconic Mascot Chicken is seeking a "Species Re-Assignment" surgery after learning about the trials and tribulations...
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Area Weatherman Caught Popping Bubble Wrap at Local Office Supply Store
Area weather forecasting savant Giovanni Paolo was asked to leave the Grass Valley Staples Office Supply store Wednesday afternoon after a store clerk caught him in a back aisle furiously popping all...
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Trump Endorses Local Board of Supervisors Candidate
Presumptive Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump has taken the unusual steps and endorsed Nevada County District 1 Board of Supervisor candidate Duane Strawser.
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Bernie Sanders Taps Former Local Mayor As Chemtrail Czar
Senator Sanders tapped former Nevada City, CA Mayor and pending city council candidate Reinette Senum to be his Chemtrail Czar.
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Woman Proactively Honks Horn in Roundabout
An area woman admitted on Thursday that she honks her horn as she travels around Grass Valley's Roundabout in her 1999 forest green Cherokee Sport to warn other drivers not to enter in front of her.
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