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Area Man Scolds “Muslim” Outdoor Umbrellas
Lawrence Bergerson of Penn Valley took it upon himself to explain the evils of Islam to what he believed were burqa-clad women in a downtown Grass Valley restaurant. The lecture was believed to have...
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Middle Manager to Find Out Who’s Snoring on Conference Calls
Area middle manager Pajas Balasubramanian has been tasked with the thankless job of finding out who keeps snoring on company conference calls. Mr. Balasubramanian, a naturalized American citizen from...
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Hackers Install Porn onto Automated Grocery Checkout
A local hacker group calling themselves the 420 Knights successfully installed adult videos onto area Safeway self-checkout machines. The group, which tool responsibility for the act yesterday via a...
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Area Man in Large Dodge Truck Feels No Need to Yield
Mr. Dickens, who drives a illegally modified Dodge RAM 3500 truck, narrowly missed crushing a Toyota Prius which was exiting the roundabout yesterday afternoon.
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ISIS Training Ground Busted Up At Nevada County State Park
Local authorities and Federal law enforcement have broken up an elaborate ISIS terrorist operation in the Sierra Foothills state park Malakoff Diggins.
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North San Juan Residents Panic as Sheriff Appears in “Cannabutter”
Looking up at her was the smirking image of Nevada County Sheriff Chief Royal, his facial features and pointy mustache carved forcefully into the marijuana butter.
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Area Man Attempts to Navigate Wife’s Purse
Recent Vacaville, CA transplant Tommy Empire attempted to search for his car keys in his wife's purse on Saturday with no success.
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Wife Divorces Man After He Compares Her to Sarah Palin
Things came to a head this week when Mr. Nicklas, in an attempt to compliment her, told his wife of 19 years that "she looked just like Sarah Palin" prompting Ms. Nicklas to file for a dissolution of...
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Local Activists Propose Arming Deer Populations
Local animal rights advocates announced they are proceeding with a program to "give the animals a fighting chance" by arming them with semi-automatic rifles.
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Nevada City Approves 2700ft 1.21 Gigawatt Communications “SkyTower”
The Nevada City government overwhelmingly approved the construction of a 2722 ft (830m) communication building which is tentatively dubbed the Nevada City SkyTower.
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Protests Break Out Over Proposed Blazing Saddles Showing
Protests broke out late this week as a group of activists marched in front of Grass Valley's Del Oro Theater after the establishment announced plans to show a special matinee of Mel Brooks 1974 comedy...
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Seniors Debate Reporter’s Ethnicity For the Third Night
For the third straight night, are seniors at debated the ethnicity of a KCRA TV News Reporter during the evening broadcast in their community center.
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Area Parking Meter Reader Says Job Fulfilling and Rewarding
If you live in or visit Nevada City chances are you will see Richard Craneum patrolling the streets of the downtown historical district. Craneum has been the city's sole parking meter reader for the...
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Area Man Brock Whalen Promises to Make Penn Valley Great Again
Penn Valley resident and Donald Trump supporter Brock Whalen announced from his Lake Wildwood home office that he wants to make Penn Valley great again.
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Gated Community Considers Controversial Comic Sans Font
The gated residential community Lake of the Pines (LOP) in Nevada County, California wanted to show surrounding towns and developments that it "knows how to party and lighten-up" this week by proposing...
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Mysterious Light Beam Photographed Over Nevada City, CA
Several readers have contacted the Nevada County Scooper with reports of a mysterious beam of light emanating from the sky in Nevada City. According to more than one caller, the mysterious beam of...
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State of Jefferson Protest Prompts Mothman Appearance [VIDEO]
The Mothman creature appeared after an 3 hour pro-State of Jefferson protest on the normally ordinary and uneventful overpass. The protest, which was organized to raise secession awareness for the...
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Chris Hemsworth’s Car Breaks Down in Grass Valley
Chris Hemsworth's BMW broke down just south of Grass Valley on Friday. He was traveling with Friend David Spade to Tahoe City.
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County Historian: Quaint Victorian Actually a Whorehouse
When the Foster family was relocating to Nevada City from Fremont, CA, they wanted to make sure that they purchased a house with character. Jim and Daphne Foster and their three children wanted a house...
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‘Sheeple’ No Longer Acceptable as Insult
You don't hear much about animal husbandry in Nevada County news these days. Sure, we have the 4H and NCAPSPCHAFFA, but the men and women running these farms – you just don't hear their voices very...
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