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Local Right Wingnuts Have Different Styles of Insulting Our Intelligence
Who is the better blogger? Out of boredom and morbid curiosity, we decided to compare and contrast the writing styles of two of Nevada County's most right-wingnut bloggers, George Rebane and Todd...
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Vaping Stops Chemtrails, Study Says
Local Sierra Super Stop parking lot orator and ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced the discovery of a completely safe and effective method for neutralizing the blanket of chemtrails over...
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UFO Caught Sucking Water Out Of California Lake
A local pilot and amateur photographer has shared an exclusive photo with the Nevada County Scooper depicting a UFO hovering over Scotts Flat Lake.
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New Centennial Dam to Host Water Park and Full Bridgeport Bridge
Officials of the Nevada Irrigation District (“NID”) confirmed today that a new recreational facility will be included in the Centennial Dam Project.
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Banner Mountain Residents Terrorized by Roaming “Deer Gardener”
Homeowners in the affluent Nevada City, CA neighborhood of Banner Mountain are discovering that a supposed door-to-door gardener is not a gardener, but rather a California mule deer. Many have been...
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Massive Brawl Breaks Out at Local Starbucks
Tensions ran high on Wednesday morning when a fight broke out between patrons waiting in the Grass Valley Starbucks drive thru. Many who had been waiting for the coffee giant's new offering, a colonic...
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Demon Captured at Local Hospital Actually a Kardashian
In an attempt to stay relevant, an unidentified member of the Kardashian family invaded the room of a dying patient dressed as a demon at Sierra Nevada Memorial Hospital earlier this week. In an...
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Chemtrail Elites Send Nevada City “a Message”
Sources close to the Department of Defense, NOAA, NASA and C-SPAN have informed the Nevada County Scooper that the recent sighting of local community activist Reinette Senum in Chemtrail form was a...
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High School Students Vote to Legalize Weed
A students coalition from the Nevada Union School District have passed straw vote to legalize weed in all schools, school functions and at the local Taco Bell.
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After a Long ‘is Typing’ Chat Status, Boss Responds with ‘OK’
After waiting over 5 minutes for his boss to respond to a pressing question, Banner Mountain work-from-home software contractor David L. Cook received a vague 'OK'.
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Local Farmer/Band Leader Chooses FedEx for All His Shipping Needs
Local business man, band leader and seasonal farmer Moonash knows how to choose a shipping provider for all his cross-state shipping needs.
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Area Woman Regrets Impulse Purchases at Ross
Cedar Ridge power shopper Janet Williams has regrets about her recent trip to the Auburn, CA Ross Dress for Less store over the weekend. What started out as a whimsical "let's just see what they have...
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Dog in a Hot Summer Car? Here’s What to Do
The Nevada County Scooper offers these tips if you see a dog driving a car. Remember stay calm and follow these easy steps and everything will be fine.
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Trader Joe’s to Nevada County: Please Shut Up
In an unusual press release from the grocery giant, Trader Joe's Director of Marketing James Washburn has told the citizens of Nevada County to "...shut the hell up, already. We heard you. We get it....
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Local Tea Party to Hold Articles of Confederation Day Parade
Tea Party officials announced today that the party would sponsor and host a parade on July 4th, 2016 to celebrate the official ratification of the Articles of Confederation, our nation’s first...
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Man Rescues Alpaca from Locked Hot Car
A Penn Valley man has come to the rescue of an alpaca that was locked in a car at Bridgeport on Friday. The alpaca was located in a 2002 Chrysler Minivan in the parking lot while it's owner, Tony...
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Area Racist Accidentally Polite To Asian Waiter
During a rather routine dinner at local restaurant Asian Gardens, Terry Adkinson was accidentally polite to his Asian waiter.
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Area Child Names Kitten “Parvo”
Truckee, CA – 6-year-old girl Samantha Dogglin of Truckee, CA has named her 3 month old Kitten “Parvo” despite encouragement from her parents to choose, in their words, “something a little more...
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Area Woman Attempts To Save Bridge By Getting It to Accept Jesus Christ
Area woman Danni Schlozmeyer attempted Friday to save the Bridgeport covered bridge by attempting to get it to accept Jesus Christ as its personal Lord and Savior.
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Sheriff Admits to Dealing Heroin at Correctional Facility
In an attempt to reduce his annual budget and increase revenue, Nevada County Sheriff Keith Royal has admitted to dealing heroin to inmates at the county Wayne Brown Correctional Facility.
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