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Area Chemtrail Believer Bullied by Math “Thugs“
Mary McAlister seemed surprised that others took issue with her incendiary share of a billboard picture that warned people of the dangers of geoengineering.
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Bilderberg Protesters Trash Sierra City
Following what organizers are calling "the most productive global re-alignment gathering in years," citizens of the small Sierra Nevada town of Sierra City are dealing with a massive garbage aftermath...
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Jesus Spotted in Western Nevada County Clouds
A Scooper reader has sent in the following photograph depicting what appears to be Jesus Christ arriving in the clouds in Western Nevada County.
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Scotch Broom to be Planted Along California Highways
Climate change is causing California to reevaluate its position on Scotch broom. This oft maligned plant is now being touted as a valuable environmental asset.
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Fukushima Radiation Detected in North San Juan, CA
North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd that two of his three Geiger counters were...
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County Citizens Preparing for Zika, Ebola, MERS, Tuberculosis, Scabies and...
Given the recent news of deadly viral outbreaks around the globe, coupled with the current immigration crisis at the Nation's borders, many Nevada County citizens are bracing themselves for an...
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County Sheriff to Acquire Nation’s First Robocop
The Robocop program was joint project between the United States Department of Defense, the mega-corporation Omni Consumer Products (OCP) company and the city of Detroit who declined to implement their...
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Nevada City Woman Smudges House
A Nevada City woman has smudged her house in hopes of removing any "bad energy" left by the previous owners. Beverly "Indica" Anderson recently "smudged" her home on Orchard Street after she believed...
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County Supervisors Announce Plan to Attract Old White Men
Nevada County Board of Supervisors Chair Dan Miller announced a campaign today to draw more people into the county who agree with the Board majority’s values and beliefs.
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Taco Bell Reports Record Expansion in Colorado & Washington
Yum! Brands incorporated, the parent company of Taco Bell, has reported that sales are up over 724% in the past year in the key "user" states of Colorado and Washington.
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REPORT: Grass Valley PD Allegedly Altered Results of the 2016 Citizen...
In a bombshell revelation, documents obtained by the Nevada County Scooper reveal that the Grass Valley Police Department allegedly altered the results of the 18th annual Police Department Citizen...
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Area Man Accidentally Terrorizes Save Mart with Axe
According to sources leaving the store, Mr. Morgan didn't go on a murderous rampage through the grocery store, but rather was walking around the aisles with a young boy holding what appeared to be a 6...
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Bilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2016
The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort...
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Local Researcher: Ann Arbor, Michigan Doesn’t Exist
North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Ann...
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Local Unplugged Musician Reduced to Silence
Local hip-hop, dubstep and general techno musician "JP Cube a.k.a. Lethal Chrome" has been reduced to 45 minutes of silence after attempting to produce an "unplugged" album of his most popular songs.
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Teenager Suddenly Vegetarian, Except for Chicken Nuggets
Local teenager Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley informed his family at the Thursday Night dinner table that he only likes chicken in nugget form. The 15-year-old, who by all accounts enjoyed all kinds of...
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The Top 7 Things Foreign Tourists Need to Understand About America
As an native-born and now an Indian living in the United States, I have learned a few things about this peculiar culture. I have decided to share them with others who might visit America.
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Area Man Proclaims Autonomous State Inside Carl’s Jr.
Nevada City resident Charles Jones announced his intention to create Permanent Autonomous Zone called "La Burgia" in the back corner of the Grass Valley, CA Carl's Jr. restaurant.
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Stone Mountain, GA Chosen for Immediate Syrian Refugee Relocation
Humanitarian workers will resettle the first wave of Syrian refugees in Stone Mountain as the Obama Administration struggle to bring at least 10,000 Syrian refugees to the U.S. by the end of September.
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Google Maps Street View Captures Alien in Nevada City
An out-of-area man has made a startling discovery after his girlfriend send him a series of Google Street View screen shots.
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