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Area Man Stakes Gold Claim in Irrigation Ditch
Jimmie Brenton of Woodpecker Way said he's grown tired of not being able to exercise his "God-given liberty" to do what he wants with his land. He is also tired of people walking behind his house on...
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Local Nevada County Facebook Group in Turmoil
A popular Nevada County Facebook group is in hot water this week after it has been warned repeatedly by the social media giant to tone down the level of vitriol and unnecessary "banning" of people who...
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Local Weather-Controlling HAARP Relay Station Source of Fierce Debate
Sources close to the government have leaked a memo stating that a "relay-like antenna device" might be installed in the important HAARP Banner Mountain location.
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Smartest Man In The World Drives Like An Asshole
Samuel Richards has been proclaimed the "smartest man in the world" with 7 degrees, an Oxford Fellowship, a Nobel Prize and the winner of a ballroom dancing championship. Mr. Richards has one major...
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Family’s Use of Refrigerator Poetry Magnets Reveals Deep Discontent
What started out as a playful refrigerator game with the intention of increasing the family's language acumen, has revealed deep angst and discontent inside a local Nevada City family.
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Area Man Claims He Can Defeat ISIS with Pork & Goats
An area man claims that he can defeat Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), also known as Islamic State of Iraq and Syria or ISIS, with various pork products and goat sex. Trey Collins has grown...
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Area Man Regrets Selling Kidney on Black Market
"If I had to do it again, I wouldn't do it," said Mr. Igo. "But I try to watch what I eat and drink. Thank god there was no Facebook back then. All the dumb stuff I did as a kid was before the Internet.
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New Girl Scout Cookies to Address Wage Inequality
This year the Girl Scouts of America have expanded their social outreach to include some of the more pressing issues confronting Women across the world. To accomplish this, the 103 year old...
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Kangaroo Mob Runs Amok in North San Juan, CA
A mob of kangaroos has escaped from a private ranch on the San Juan Ridge, a remote hippie redneck community in the Sierra Nevada Foothills of Northern California.
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Hackers Install Porn onto Automated Grocery Checkout
A local hacker group calling themselves the 420 Knights successfully installed adult videos onto area Safeway self-checkout machines. The group, which tool responsibility for the act yesterday via a...
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Woman Said CPS Kidnapped Child Under “New World Order Law”
A North San Juan woman was arrested on Friday after she told Nevada County Child Protective Services (CPS) employees, along with deputies that she follows the laws of the New World Order, which...
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Chemtrail Elites Send Nevada City “a Message”
Sources close to the Department of Defense, NOAA, NASA and C-SPAN have informed the Nevada County Scooper that the recent sighting of local community activist Reinette Senum in Chemtrail form was a...
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Woman Hides from Jehovah’s Witnesses
La Barr Meadows, CA — Local work-from-home woman Stephanie Aldleson has successfully avoided the 5th attempt of the Jehovah’s Witnesses to give her the Good News. “Fortunately, I have a long driveway...
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Chinese-Branded Peanut Butter Angers Trump Supporter
After discovering a Chinese-branded version of Skippy peanut butter in the Grass Valley, CA Grocery Outlet, area Trump supporter and occasional restaurant racist Terry Adkinson proclaimed to a largely...
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Local Parent to School: Whooping Cough and Measles “Good for the Herd”
The vaccines not only interfere with their natural immunity, they're being exposed to all kinds of things like mercury. And we know what that means. Autism.
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Zuckerberg Angry About the Number of Nevada County Facebook Groups
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said this week that he is very concerned about the growing number of Nevada County-specific Facebook Groups popping up on the popular social media platform.
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Teen Becomes Pregnant in Pool, Parents Sue
A 17 year old teenage girl has become pregnant after a pool party went terribly wrong, reports the Union newspaper of Grass Valley, CA this morning.
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Area Man Who Says “Wine Good for the Heart” on His 4th Cocktail
Local retiree Sal Smith announced to his visiting family over the holidays that "a glass of red wine is good for your heart," as he consumed his 4th cocktail of the evening.
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Obama Proposes “Leper-like” Colonies For Anti-Vaxxers
In a last minute press conference called to address the recent contagious disease outbreaks, President Obama has proposed a solution to deal with the Anti-Vaccination or Anti-Vax movement.
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Road Head Simulator Shows Dangers of Distracted Driving
The national #HeadOut campaign, funded and presented by Brownstar Insurance, made a stop at the Grass Valley Public Library this week to show both new and experienced drivers the dangers associated...
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