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Area Witches Protest Etsy’s Ban on “Supernatural Goods”
After the popular peer-to-peer (P2P) e-commerce featuring handmade and vintage items and supplies Etsy.com banned the sale of “any metaphysical service that promises or suggests it will effect a...
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Disneyland to Offer Vaccinations
Anaheim, CA — The happiest place on Earth is about to get vaccinated. Following recent reports of multiple Measles outbreaks at Disneyland, officials at the resort decided to offer free vaccinations to...
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Safeway Shopper Attempts to Have Siri-like Conversation with Self-Checkout
Cedar Ridge resident Tommy Empire attempted on Wednesday afternoon to have a Siri-like conversation with a Safeway self-checkout machine.
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Local Middle School to add 6 More “No Smoking” Signs
Area middle school administrators announced on Monday that they would be adding an additional 6 "No Smoking" signs on the campus to accompany the 8 that currently are being displayed on the campus.
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Sunday is “Nevada County Fair Tattoo Day”/Free ‘Tat’ Admission
The Nevada County Fair is always looking for new ways to attract participants, and following a Fair-goer survey taken last year, officials decided to appeal to a growing segment of our community that...
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Local Woman Shaves Pussy Every Summer
Mrs. Pickering is a widow who lives alone, with just her Boston terrier and long-haired Persian cat as her companions.
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Tragedy Strikes as Teenager Becomes Separated From iPhone at Fair
Tragedy struck late Saturday afternoon when 16 year old Daniella Bishop of Grass Valley, CA accidentally lost her iPhone 6 just after riding the barf-inducing carnival ride "The Zipper" at the Nevada...
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Area Senior Can’t Stop Computer From Printing
Grass Valley, CA — Reynaldo M. Rodriguez’s printer has stopped working correctly. Mr. Rodriguez prints “every god-damned email” he gets because he’s afraid he’ll lose it. “I print every email because...
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Area Man Confused About What Kind of Racist He Is
Third generation local Norwegian resident Ernest Dahlman is not quite sure what kind of "white racist" he's supposed to me. Mr. Dahlman, 42, once recently called a "white racist" on a local Facebook...
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Nevada City Approves 2700ft 1.21 Gigawatt Communications “SkyTower”
The Nevada City government overwhelmingly approved the construction of a 2722 ft (830m) communication building which is tentatively dubbed the Nevada City SkyTower.
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County Citizens Preparing for Zika, Ebola, MERS, Tuberculosis, Scabies and...
Given the recent news of deadly viral outbreaks around the globe, coupled with the current immigration crisis at the Nation's borders, many Nevada County citizens are bracing themselves for an...
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Area Woman Reaches Goal Weight With Zika Virus
Marilyn McDonald is finally happy with the progress she made after losing almost 24 lbs after returning from a 2 week vacation in Brazil where she became ill with the Zika Virus.
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Area Daycare Considering Name Change
An area daycare establishment is considering a name change after it received numerous complaints from parents and community leaders that the business title was inappropriate.
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Area Woman Thinks News Article Might Be About Her
Area woman Bridget Doggins suspects that an online article might be about her. Ms. Doggins spends a great deal of time on the Internet, especially Facebook. She's been reading various post from local...
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Nevada City to Become Nation’s First Chemtrail-Free Zone
As the city council seats with new members this year, first on the agenda according to City Hall insiders will be a declaration that Nevada City is a Chemtrail-free zone. This will make the rustic gold...
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Kid’s All Night Soda Bender Leads to Groin Punching on Camping Trip
A local family learned the hard way that a steady diet of soda pop and potato chips can have a direct impact on the groin health of fellow camp-mates.
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Area Scientist Demonstrates High-Tech Levitation
Area man Edward Grant, 63 of Nevada City, CA took his prototype "floating boat" out for a spin on a local lake this past weekend. His boat, the Grand Finale, is a modest 32 foot vessel which has been...
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Naked and Afraid Episode to be Filmed in Downtown Nevada City, CA
The popular Discovery Channel docudrama Naked and Afraid will be filming in Nevada City during the summer shooting season, the Nevada County Scooper has learned. Filming is set for the July time-frame,...
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Nevada City to Require Solar Panels on all Downtown Roofs
The City Council of Nevada City announced yesterday that it has passed an ordinance requiring all downtown building to install a minimum of 1000 Watt hours (Wh) of solar panels
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Nevada City to Host Nation’s First Chickenpox Party
Nestled in the Sierra Foothills, the upstart former gold mining capital wants to have a family-friendly place where all unvaccined children can come and be exposed to a natural alternative to vaccines.
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