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Area Man Arrested for Pot Haul
Moonash, a part-time store clerk living with his band on a property in Alleghany, Sierra County, was arrested on Saturday night just outside of Fallon, Nevada, on US Highway 50 by the Nevada Highway...
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Local Weather Balloon Experiment Proves Earth is Taco-shaped.
A group of researchers from the remote Sierra Nevada Foothills community of North San Juan launched a P54-a3 high-altitude weather balloon late last week and discovered that the earth is curved like a...
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County Enjoys 4th Straight Day Without a Car Accident
The greater Nevada County area just enjoyed its 4th consecutive day without a single car accident. The stretch of Hwy 49 between Auburn, through Grass Valley, and into Nevada City is a complete mess of...
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Investigators Stumble Upon Secret Graniteville Bunker
This is where the adventure begins. The following is a [heavily] edited recount of Moonash's and Mr. Wolford's unusual discovery. Residents of the usually private and esoteric Sierra Nevada foothills...
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Local Facebook Group To Post Only Admin Updates
After much consideration, the popular Facebook Group Nevada County Peeps announced this week to eliminate all discussions and replace it with admin post updates only. The move is seen as an important...
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YouTube Researcher Now Home Foundations Expert
Lake of the Pines, CA — Area transplant, Lake of the Pines resident and current commuting Chevron employee Wes Ford announced to his friends and family on Friday night that he plans to “build his own...
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Man Worried About Well Level Accidentally Runs It Dry
A Hidden Valley Road man accidentally ran is well dry after repeatedly testing the volume throughout the day on Sunday.
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Magic: The Gathering Group Kicked Out of Round Table Pizza
Several juveniles and one 23 year old male were escorted from Round Table Pizza after an argument erupted during their Magic: The Gathering role playing game.
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Clearwater, FL Chosen for Immediate Syrian Refugee Relocation
Humanitarian workers will resettle the next wave of Syrian refugees in Clearwater, Florida, as the Obama Administration struggle to bring at least 10,000 Syrian refugees to the U.S. by the end of...
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Porn Version of “Left Behind” Less Amusing Than Original
A pornographic version of the popular 2014 Christian end times film Left Behind ironically is less amusing than the film it sets out to mock.
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Vaping Stops Chemtrails, Study Says
Local Sierra Super Stop parking lot orator and ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced the discovery of a completely safe and effective method for neutralizing the blanket of chemtrails over...
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Area Man Pays with a Check
Local SPD cashier Megan Albright was temporarily confused on Thursday when grocery store patron and long Nevada City resident Toby “Doob” Carnevale attempted to use a check to purchase a single Mentos...
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Community Says A Tearful Goodbye To Beloved Pothole
Our nation's infrastructure has been falling apart for decades, especially our roads. As money is finally infused in to road budgets, potholes are finally patched.
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Local Fur Shop Solves Bear Invasion Issue/Creates Bear Boxing
After the successful planning phase of the Dollar Fur Store which will be located at the foot of Broad Street, Roseville, CA developer Jackson-Pilfer properties has solved the recent "bear/drought"...
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Spontaneous Flash Mob Breaks Out in Grocery Outlet
In a rare, but not unprecedented event, a flash mob spontaneously broke out late Wednesday afternoon inside of the Grass Valley, CA Grocery Outlet grocery store. Patrons both inside and out joined in...
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Area “Sheepbull” Sadly Put Down
After making a go of it in the real world, the world's only "Sheep-bull" was sadly put down after aggressively attacking a local gardener's tomato plants. This is the third such incident in the past...
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School Lunch Not Eaten
Todd Thomas refused to eat his lunch on Tuesday, September 16th, 2014. "It was a crap lunch: dried out carrot and celery sticks, a melted 'protein' bar, almond butter and cane sugar 'berry' jam on...
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ISIS Launches Grenade From Del Oro Roof At Local Car
A rocket-propelled grenade was fired from the roof of the Del Oro Theater striking a late model Toyota late Sunday afternoon in Grass Valley, CA. The attack, which ISIS took responsibility for, was...
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Area Excavator Guy Exercises His Climatology Know-How
After what can only be called a bark beetle plaque that has killed tens of thousands of drought-weaken trees around California, excavator operator Rob Barrick had a starling revelation: the massive...
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Area Man Breaks Nose Motorboating
What started as a fun night out at the Nevada Club ended with a trip to the emergency room for a Grass Valley man Monday night.
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