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Local Entrepreneur Thwarted by DSL
Nevada County Home Business "Shake It Well" came to a screeching halt on Sunday night when Bob and Danni Schlozmeyer's DSL went down for the 3rd time that day and the 19th time this week.
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Special Report: Last Average Adult Discovered in Nevada County
Researchers from UC Davis were startled to discover what they are tentatively billing as the “last average adult in Nevada County.”
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Satirical Publication Encourages People to “Fuck Off” If They Can’t Take a Joke
The 93 year old Nevada County Scooper encouraged people to "fuck off" if they can't take a joke. Yesterday's pronouncement by the esteemed news outlet, followed a bitter and protracted primary election...
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Study: Cell Towers Kill Zika And West Nile Virus Mosquitoes
A massive two year study conducted by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation and sponsored by the Centers for Disease Control's (CDC) National Toxicology Program (NTP) has determined that modern...
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Nevada City Reveals Plan to Control All Intersections by 2020
The Nevada City Council used its most recent meeting to announce an initiative intended to erect stop signs at every intersection in the three-digit address zone of the historic city by no later than...
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Bottled Water Store Opening Soon In Grass Valley
Earlier this week, two local businessmen announced plans to open what they believe is the county's first bottled water only store.
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Fight at Del Oro Theatre Was A Debate Over Chewbacca’s Gender
The altercation took place about 45 minutes into The Force Awakens when two local and long-time friends started arguing about the gender of furry supporting character Chewbacca. Lee Corneys of Grass...
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Dollar Fur Store To Open In Nevada City, CA
A group of developers announced a plan to open a discount "dollar" animal pelt store in the vacant Alpha Building at the foot of Broad Street in Nevada City, CA.
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Political Snake Infestation Haunts Nevada City
According to some Nevada City insiders, the quaint former gold rush town nestled in the Sierra Nevada Foothills has be overrun by what are being called "political snakes."
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Thomas Pynchon spotted in Lake of the Pines
Lake of the Pines, CA — Recluse author Thomas Pynchon was spotted lounging on the shores of Lake of the Pines California presumably at his lake-side home. He was reading a book with headphones on. It...
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Confirmed: 2.5 Mile Comet to Impact Local Man’s Brain
Playing off recent reports that a super-comet is scheduled to impact Earth in the same time frame, Mr. Wolford wanted to stress to the largely disinterested and sometimes nervous crowd that this...
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Area Woman Uses Kombucha To Treat Schizophrenia
Fresh off her self-proclaimed successes in treating autism with coconut oil, Merrilee Longshoes of North San Juan, CA has announced a new treatment option for Schizophrenia: Kombucha. Kombucha is any...
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Jenny McCarthy To Speak Locally About Child Vaccinations
Playboy Magazine's 2003 Playmate of the Year and controversial author Jenny McCarthy will be coming to Nevada County to speak about the threat of autism from childhood immunizations.
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Woman Wearing Headphones Impatiently Waiting for Men to Hit on Her
Sasha Reed of Nevada City, CA has repeatedly experienced a shocking amount of neglect while doing everything from working out to driving around. Accordingly, she said, her self esteem has begun to suffer.
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Nevada City to Host 2017 World Clay Cups Games Alternative to World Cup
The "World Clay Cups" games will draw massive crowds to Pioneer Park, and kiln rivalries will heat up with surprisingly intense emotions this week.
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Grass Valley High Efficiency Flow Toilet Goes Uncleaned
The Day Family had a minor crisis Saturday when no one in the family had the gumption nor the courage to clean the household's two new high-efficiency toilets
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Nevada City Schools to Observe Muslim Holidays
Following the lead of the New York City school system, the nation's largest, the upstart Sierra Nevada foothills community of Nevada City announced that its schools will observe the two most important...
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Brief: Grass Valley Police to Hire Former Ferguson, Missouri Officer
The Grass Valley Police Department release a memorandum late this week notifying the public that it has hired a former Ferguson, Missouri police officer. In the memo, the department wanted to make it...
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Local Pharmacy Keeps Customers In Line with Betta Fish
Local CVS Pharmacy has a trick up its sleeve to let their customers know who's the boss: a solitary betta fish displayed prominently on the counter.
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Stephen King Spotted at Local Grocery Outlet
American author of contemporary horror, supernatural fiction, suspense, science fiction, and fantasy Stephen King was spotted this weekend shopping at the popular discount supermarket Grocery Outlet.
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