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Man with Tourette Syndrome Speaks Inappropriately
Street fair patrons were a bit uncomfortable when an out of town male stricken with Tourette Syndrome began speaking inappropriately at recent night street fair.
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Study: Mobile Phone Radiation Makes You Happier
A study conducted by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation has concluded that regular cell phone use makes you happier. The 3 year study, titled "Effects of Cell Phone Radio Frequency Signal...
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Area Home Gardener Harvests $7.56 Tomato
Area home gardener Herman M. Dean has been working all summer in his garden and announced to friends and family that he harvested his first tomato. A tomato estimated to cost $7.56 to produce.
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Roseville, CA Launches “Don’t Nevada County Roseville” Campaign
Roseville, CA — Roseville native and local zoning activist Misty Smith doesn’t like what she’s seeing in her neighborhood. So she’s formed a controversial Roseville group to stop Nevada County from...
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Department of Defense Stepping Up Local Haldol Chemtrail Efforts
The Scooper has just learned that the Department of Defense (DoD), in coordination with several Internet service providers (ISPs), is stepping up their Chemtrail efforts to alleviate the acrimony on...
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Nevada City Film Festival to Premiere Michael Moore’s Film “Arm The Homeless”
Reusable Tote Bags available for purchase during this weekend’s NCFF. Nevada City, CA — The Nevada City Film Festival will debut filmmaker Michael Moore’s first movie release since 2015’s Where to...
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Native American Casino to Open in Downtown Nevada City
Despite a busy governing season which has included new ordinances on chemtrails, police politeness and most recently, strict new rules on business sign fonts, the City Council of Nevada City has given...
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Biblical Archaeologists Find Noah’s Ark in Nevada City, CA
Archaeologists from Brigham Young and Southern Methodist Universities have discovered remnants of Noah's Ark on the side of a Nevada City, CA mountain.
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Local Hero Murdered After Killing 20 Policemen in Armed Standoff
Area police ruthlessly murdered an area hero and constitutional enthusiast late last night. The county Sheriff's Investigation spokesperson has claimed that the hero had to be 'stopped' before he "shot...
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Area Man Knows “Good Satire When He Sees It”
Jake Zillevich of Grass Valley is concerned about gullible people on Social Media and has made it his mission to point out the satire as often as possible.
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Man Has Extended Argument With Himself on Facebook
An area man with a fake Facebook account had an extended argument with his other fake Facebook account earlier this week when he accused his second "fake" Facebook account of ironically being a fake...
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Area Engineer Declares War on Fiction, Reads Only Manuals
People who believe this stuff have serious mental issues. People who push this fakery are both deranged and probably criminals.
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Lake of the Pines Woman Reuses Christmas Tree All Year
Lake of the Pines, CA — Area Woman Margaret Porter reuses her artificial Christmas Tree all year around to celebrate a myriad of festivals and holidays. “It all started a few years back when I forgot...
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Nevada Prepares for Influx of State of Jefferson Refugees
Officials from the State of Nevada are reporting a new alarming trend, a mass migration to Nevada of residents escaping from the rural California states that are targeted to become the new State of...
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Area Man Announces Fight with Fire Hydrant
Area resident Gene Holman announced late Friday afternoon that he plans on have a serious argument with a fire hydrant.
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Breaking: Nevada City Cell Towers Canceled & Replaced with “Nano Tech”
Electomagnetic Radiation (EMR) protesters are breathing a sigh of relief in Nevada City, CA after the Scooper has learned that Verizon Wireless plans on giving up on its plans to install a massive cell...
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Area Man Legally Marries Pickup Truck
Dustin Jayce Dickens of Penn Valley announced at a weekend family gathering that he had lawfully married his illegally-modified "coal-rolled" Dodge RAM 3500 truck.
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Local Coffee Roaster to Sell Celebrity Poop-Processed Coffee
Long-time Nevada City resident, entrepreneur and coffee aficionado Sarah Benfer is opening the Nation's first "human processed" coffee roaster featuring celebrities.
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Petition To Rename Town “Nevada Fucking City” Approved
A petition to change Nevada City's name to "Nevada Fucking City" has garnered enough signatures from residents to put the question to voters in the next election.
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Local Anarcho-Capitalist Has No Sense of Humor
"And there all all kinds of Anarchists, you see. There's Laissez-faire ones like me, and other ones. Then there's the hippie Anarcho-syndicalists ones. Commune types. Similar, but different than me,"...
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