Mary L. Retton of Rough 'N Ready recently purchased a Dell desktop computer at the Staples store in Grass Valley. The sales price was a bargain and the computer came with the latest version of the Microsoft Windows operating system.
Area Resident Suspects Dell Tech Support’s Name is not “Wayne Dean”
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Local Bloggers Wish to Return to a Simpler “No Child Left Behind” Time
The local Nevada County blogosphere is actively debating the merits or vices of the Common Core education standards.
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Children May Be Solution to Gun Violence
If you think your toddler is too immature to properly handle a loaded firearm safely, think again.
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Area Parents Apologize in Advance for Son’s Mass Murder
Maureen and Jimmy are the parents of Jason Dant, a notorious gun “collector” who recently left his Horton Street home and is currently living in a fortified bunker with no address somewhere in Penn Valley.
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Area Minivan with Missing Hubcap Seen Driving Erratically
Grass Valley mother of 4 and 1994 Chrysler Town and Country Minivan owner Mindy Alters was witnessed driving somewhat erratically Sunday afternoon on Brunswick Road. She was seen recklessly entering traffic from the Safeway parking lot, nearly striking a 2011 Toyota Prius.
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Mormons Provide Solution to Area’s Chronic Drunk-Driving Problem
The Nevada County Sheriff’s Department announced a new pilot program yesterday enlisting members of a local Mormon mission to give free rides to late night bar-goers. The partnership seeks to put an end to decades of tragic fatal alcohol-related incidents along Nevada County roadways, particularly along the Highway 49 corridor.
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Nevada City to Host Nation’s First “Halloweed” Parade October 31st
Civic leaders and community organizers in the nation's self-proclaimed marijuana capital, announced this past week that the iconic former Gold Rush town nestled in the Sierra Nevada Foothills will host a "Halloweed Parade" on Saturday, October 31st.
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Area Woman Treats Autism with Coconut Oil
Merrilee Longshoes is concerned about her family’s health. And the health of those in the greater community. Recently she discovered the homeopathic healing qualities of coconut oil after reading several Facebook posts and a few alternative health web articles about the popular tropical oil.
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Persistent Volunteer Kills Town’s Can-Do Spirit
A local woman’s chronic volunteerism is being blamed by townsfolk for robbing them of their initiative and dulling their once notable can-do spirit.
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Devastating Local Fire Halted by Militias and Doomsday Preppers
A fire which broke out earlier in Grass Valley - way too close to everybody - was extinguished thanks to a disciplined crew of anti-government types, according to some outspoken witnesses.
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ISIS Training Camp Busted Up At Nevada County State Park
Local authorities and Federal law enforcement have broken up an elaborate ISIS terrorist operation in the Sierra Foothills state park Malakoff Diggins.
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Illegal Trimmigrant Thwarts Tweaker’s Gun Rampage
A local tweaker, identified as 27 year-old Jason Wayne Galbraith, reportedly stormed into Cafe Mekka this morning while firing shots through the front door and windows with a semi-automatic 9-mm handgun.
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Area Man to Write Steinbeckian “Trimmigrant” Account of Nevada County
Nevada City burgeoning writer Roy Riffle recently announced to a small crowd of Millennials at Cafe Mekka that he intended to write the town’s equivalent John Steinbeck's Grapes of Wrath called Buds of Wrath. Mr. Riffle has been talking with "trimmigrants" as they made their way through town looking for temporary work.
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Nevada City Finds New Tourism Angle
People just aren't interested in the gold rush, or the artifacts, or even the fact that there are thousands of miles of secret tunnels with more gold than Fort Knox right our my feet anymore.
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Local Dickhead Abandons Old Dickhead Ways for a New Dickhead Life with MLM Jesus
In what his friends are calling a remarkable change of events, local malcontent and self-proclaimed dickhead Don Vaca has announced that he is giving up his old dickhead ways for a new and reborn dickhead life with Jesus, using the life-changing P45-L™ Shake program.
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‘Wooded Area’ Named Best Place to Dump Dead Body in Nevada County
‘Wooded Area’ has topped a new list of best places to dump a dead body in Nevada County, CA, ending the debate amongst the area’s most prolific serial murderers. ‘Wooded Area’ narrowly beat out ‘Donner Summit Bridge’ (also known as Rainbow Bridge) to claim ultimate bragging rights.
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Attempt To Donate Frozen Fish From 1984 To Food Bank Fails
Frequent traveler and Cedar Ridge, CA resident Pete Johnson was disappointed when his donation of frozen catfish from 1984 was politely refused by Nevada County Food Bank personal this week..
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Cthulhu Spotted Over Nevada County
Cthulhu appeared in the skies over Interstate 80 late yesterday. There is no word from the octopus/dragon-like entity if it has any plans for the people of Earth, however its appearance probably means all humanity is about to end.
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Junk Drawer Won’t Open Despite Repeated & Forceful Attempts
Local resident and average guy Chip Day failed to open a "Junk Drawer" in his Morgan Ranch home despite repeated and forceful attempts to do so.
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Crisis Actors Planning Huge “Event” in Nevada City, CA
Global elites around the globe have focused their attention on the small, Sierra Foothills town of Nevada City, California in attempts to quash an ongoing simmering rebellion that threatens the New World Order.
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